Crystal Berry's Diary - A Happy Frame of Mind

去黑头的小方法

2011-11-05T12:31:00.002+08:00

教大家去黑头的小方法

1、用白糖洗脸对去黑色痘印非常有效

2、洗完脸不擦干，用细盐搓鼻子，可以去黑头

3、鼻子上的黑头用白煮蛋的蛋白来搓,会慢慢搓得很细很嫩,完全可以替代去死皮膏,

4、祛黑头：一勺红糖加半勺蜂蜜磨鼻头一至两分钟，不可太久，然后洗掉。

九皇大帝圣诞....

2011-10-08T22:28:00.009+08:00

Location: 包公庙@ Jalan Kayu...

Heal the Hurt with Herbs

2011-05-23T23:28:00.001+08:00

Ginkgo helps relieve headaches and halt confusion by increasing blood flow to the brain -- by as much as 70 percent in seniors. And it seems the longer you take ginkgo, the more it helps. Although it has no known serious side effects, very large doses may cause restlessness, diarrhea, nausea, or vomiting.

Rosemary, lavender, and chamomile are essential oils that may help ease your headache. For quick comfort, gently rub just one drop onto your skin where it hurts the most.

And believe it or not, an herbal footbath might soak your headache pain away. In a big plastic basin, mix one teaspoon of powdered mustard or ginger with water as hot as you can stand. Settle into a comfortable chair, ease both feet gently into the water, and drape a thick towel across the basin to hold in the heat. Lean back, close your eyes, breathe deeply, and relax for about 15 minutes. By the time the water cools, your headache should be gone.

Scientists studying aromatherapy say that simply smelling peppermint will relax your muscles and help you think and concentrate better. Now there's more scientific proof peppermint oil is as effective as acetaminophen in reducing headache pain.

A solution of peppermint oil, eucalyptus oil, and ordinary alcohol will soothe your nerves, relax the muscles in your head and neck, and ease your pain. Simply sponge it on your forehead and temples.

7 Signs He's Ready For Marriage (And 3 Signs He's Not)

2011-02-23T23:05:00.002+08:00

Some men plop down on their knee and ask the magical "Will you marry me" question within a year of dating, while some are still taking things slow after five. It's hard to put a time stamp on everything, least of all relationships. And there's no right or wrong standard -- it really depends on the couple.

But as you're waiting for your guy to pop the question, how do you know that he's really in it for the long haul? Look for these signs that say he's ready to spend the rest of his life with you.

1. He's keen on couple time

If he's ditching time with the guys in favor of being with you, it's a sign that he's strongly committed to the relationship. It's not healthy to spend 24/7 together though, so there should be some balance between spending time with you and having outside interests to focus on.

2. He respects you

Does he listen to what you have to say? Is he willing to compromise to keep you happy? These are signs that he's respectful of you and cares about your feelings.

3. You're making long term plans together

When he discusses his future, does he speak solely about himself or include you in his potential plans? If he's talking more about "me" than "us", it suggests that he's not thinking about your relationship in the long term. If you're already actively making long term plans like buying a home, rest assured that most men won't want to enter into this kind of commitment without being completely sure that you're going to stay together.

4. He's getting his finances in order

Men often like to be financially secure before they feel comfortable making a long term commitment so if he's started looking at pension plans and other long term financial provisions, there's a good chance that he's preparing for a future that doesn't only involve himself.

5. You're always on the guest list for family events

Regularly being invited to spend time with his close family is a sign that he wants you to be involved in his world. Most guys wait until they're sure that the relationship has a future before they start introducing you to family and friends so it's a promising sign if you're a regular fixture at family gatherings. On a similar note, it's a good sign if he's also making a big effort to be involved with your family and friends as it shows that he wants both of you to play an important role in each other's lives.

6. He does a lot of the running

Does he take the initiative a lot in the relationship or is it you who's doing all of the work?

7. His friends are settling down

Peer pressure can be a big factor in influencing when a man is ready to make a long term commitment. If most or all of his friends are making trips down the aisle, he may decide that it's high time he did the same.

After Using Salonpas

2011-01-17T20:37:00.012+08:00

When we feel the back, shoulder pain, we will think of to apply the Salonpas to relieve pain....

Last week, I applied the Salonpas on my back and hands to ease the pain, it took about five to six hours, I took away the Salonpas and saw slight redness on my skin and feel slight itch....at that time I think it might be caused because there is no air....so dont care abt it....

Few hours later, ALAMAK....the lesion appeared swollen, rash and itching. . ..and feel skin erritation..... VERY UNCOMFORTABLE...

Has been more than a week, doctor have seen and applied the medicien, still not improved....so sad...

I used this packing B4 (5 Patches cost $5+), nothing happened, So that I think another packing (16 Patches cost $7.95) is the same...WHO KNOW.....aiyooooo...这就叫做....便宜没好货...

I still got another 2 type of Salonpas...Salonpas 30......just thinking wanna try it onot....maybe wait till my "damaged" skin all recovered, than try and see how.... hopfully is ok...

Just notice that the Active ingredients, all added Glycol Salicylate - 5% except the 5 patches pack added Methyl Salicylate - 10% ...

Already feedback to NTUC and Salonpas supplier last Sunday....the supplier will call me bk these few days....hopfully will recover these days........

Maybe is Scammer

2010-08-27T22:07:00.003+08:00

I went to JB City Square few days ago, I was approached by a young guy and he asking me to sign and peel off this ‘lucky draw’ envelope....there is a picture and he congrats me for winning the prize.

He told me that I need to go to their office in Permas Jaya to claim the prize.....and he also can get RM100 fm his company coz i "WON" the prize....so he ask me quickily follow him go their office to claim....but that day I got no time and need to rush back S'pore, then I "promiss" said that I will go claim this Sat afternoon....

May i know who see or "WON" this before? issit the Scammer???

爱她就不要骗她上床

2010-05-29T10:53:00.002+08:00

取自一个男孩的心声....

当你脱下她衣服裤子的同时　你就要负责让她为你穿上婚纱

我是男孩，我理解男孩的心情，我也知道在青春期的时候，我们对女孩，尤其是自己的女友充满了好奇．并且我们都在自己的内心里想过要偷尝禁果。

于是，我们会对自己的女友说出自己的想法，甚到提出性要求。而女孩呢，说真的，当女孩真的爱上男孩的时候，是愿意为男孩做任何的事情。她们为了满足她们心爱男孩的需要，为了不让心爱的男友失望，尽管她们的心里充满恐惧，一些女孩还是会答应男友的要求。

我想知道的是在发生性关系的时候有多少男孩注意过自己的女孩的表情？在要发生的那一刻，她们脸上表现出来的多半是害怕，焦虑和不安，并不是满足和欲望！在这个时候的我们男孩又在注意什么呢？我们有没有注意到她们的表情？有没有想过她们当时的心里的感受？

我说了我也是男孩，因此，我知道，在那个时候我们最想做的就是让自己的欲望得到发泄，让自己很久的愿望得到实现．曾经我也和很多人一样，想要和自己爱的女孩发生那样的关系，并且向她提出了我的要求，像我说的那样她答应了。我知道当时的她并不知道那意味着什么，也不知道究竟要发生些什么。我猜当时的她只知道：＂这是我男友的愿望，是他想要的，我就要满足他，只要他高兴就好。”女孩真的没有想过其他的事情。

就在我要进入她的身体的时候，我抬起头看了她一眼，当我看到她那双无辜的眼睛紧紧的闭着的时候，我突然发现自己是那么的禽兽不如，难道我曾经对她说过的那些海誓山盟，许下的那些誓言．通通都是在骗她吗　我真的爱她吗　我感觉得到她在发抖　我知道她很害怕于是我轻轻的爬在她的耳边问了她一句：＂你害怕吗？＂她睁开眼睛看着我，我看得到她的泪，她点点头．接着我又说了一句：＂那我们还是不要做了．￣￣￣￣我又再一次看到了，我爱的她美丽的笑容，她抱住了我开心的说了一句：＂我爱你！＂我突然间觉得很开心，很快乐，这些通通胜过了满足我的欲望所能得到的快乐，我发现那个也并不是很重要了，我还有更重要的，那就是她，我最爱的宝贝．

　我说我的故事只是想说一点，当女孩爱上男孩的时候，她们愿意为我们做任何的事情，付出任何的代价而且也不会后悔，但是，我们做为男人是不是也应该为她们做一点事情？学会爱护她们、尊重她们、关心她们，也让她们为拥有我们真挚的爱开心呢!!!

EQ

2010-05-12T22:59:00.001+08:00

Extraordinary ........ Exceptional ........ Marvelou

A man bought a new pair of trousers for his primary school mates reunion dinner.

When he tried out at home, he found that the trousers were too long by 10cm.
He asked his mother to help him shorten the pants.

His mother said she could not do it as she was not feeling well and would like to rest early.
So the man approached his wife to shorten his pants.

His wife said she was very tired and had a lot of work to do that night, so she could not help him to shorten the pants that night.

Then the man asked his daughter who apologized for not able to do because she had a date to go dancing.

"Ah well!" The man thought and decided he could wear his old trousers to the reunion.

Later that night, his mother thought to herself, "My son has been very nice to me.
I'll just help him to shorten his pants before going to rest." So she shortened the pants by 10cm.

Then his wife finished her work and thought, " My husband knows I am always very busy and seldom asked me to help him. I would oblige him today." So she shortened the man's pants by another 10cm.

His daughter came home from dancing, and thought ..............
"Papa loves me very much and when I declined , he was not angry at all! I would help him to shorten his pants." So she shortened her daddy's pants yet another 10cm.

On the next day, the three ladies told the man that his pants were shortened.
He tried them on and found that his pants had become shorter by 30cm!

His reaction:
He laughed heartily, and said, "I must wear this pair of pants to show my schoolmates ......
That my mum, my wife and my daughter are such loving people."

At the dinner, his old classmates were very envious of his loving family.
His mother, wife and daughter were very happy to learn about his classmates' reaction.

What would you do if it happened to you?

Very often, many would have lost their temper.

How many of us has the "EQ" of this man?

Many of us has "High EQ" when dealing with people outside the family ,

"Low EQ" when dealing with our own family member!

From this moment , Can we learn from this "man"

How Wonderful Life Can Be ! to adopt this role-model of a man

What is Kids Thinking Abt???

2010-04-13T20:03:00.001+08:00

Nowaday u really dunno wat is the kids thinking abt...sometime u really shock when the kids ans ur Q....here got somethings to share....is copy fm my son class room notice bd.....

父母是有限效期限的

2010-02-10T23:56:00.000+08:00

最近去拜訪了朋友,

當我們都坐在朋友家的後院吃東西聊天時,

他們的大女兒回家了。

大女兒今年 18 歲 , 已經不住在家裡了。

她跟著她的同居男友一起走了進來,

兩個人手上都各有一枝煙。

穿著很新潮,露著小肚子,後面露出腰的部份還有一個刺青。

那個男孩子的手腕跟手臂上也有刺青。

兩個人互相竊竊私語,有說有笑,

但對外人都露出很不屑的眼神。

這讓我蠻感慨的, 我突然領悟到一件事,

那就是其實父母跟食物一樣,都是有「有效限期」的。

我第一次見到這女孩時,她才8歲,跟我老大現在一樣大。

10 年前我去她家時, 她可以在短短時間內,

把我送的一瓶清酒上的字和圖,都一模一樣的畫出來。

一個外國小女孩,

居然可以把「日本清泉清酒」和酒牌上的櫻花,

三兩下就輕鬆的描繪出來,我好驚訝。

自從那次以後,我經常慫恿她的父母帶她去拜師學藝。

但他們永遠都可以找出一大堆不是理由的理由來搪塞我。

奇怪的是她的父母一面搪塞我,

卻又可以一面的跟我炫耀她女兒最近又畫了甚麼。

突然驚覺 10 年過的好快,好像才昨天的事情,

現在已經是 10 年後了。

我不認為她的父母現在有資格去批評他們的女兒,

因為一直以來,她的父母只顧著自己,

從沒重視過她的教育問題。

現在才想教育已經不可能了,

理由很簡單,那就是因為父母的教育功效已經「過期」了。

而且她的父母在「有效限期」內也沒努力過。

孩子在小的時候,父母對他們來說是萬能的,

是完全可以依靠的。這就是父母對孩子教育的黃金時期。

等孩子一到了青少年時期,父母的「有效限期」就快到了。

該說的,該教的,該做的,都應該早就都做足了,

是到了驗收的時候了。

這驗收的是父母的教育方針,也是孩子對外界的應變能力。

「過期」後的父母再怎麼努力,也比不過10年前來的有效了。

要認知「收手」和「承受」的事實。

我突然很感嘆,我告訴我自己,

我必須要在黃金時期內幫我的孩子做好面對未來的準備。

因為時間真的過的很快,一轉眼就過了。

我不想將來只有嘆氣,搖頭的份。

是呀!父母是有限效期限的!

小孩是老天爺(或上帝)給我們的禮物,當你不珍惜的時候, 老天爺(或上帝)就把這份甜蜜的禮物收回了.

Universal Studio Singapore reveals Ticket prices for entry

2009-11-19T20:37:00.001+08:00

UNIVERSAL Studios on Wednesday announced the long-awaited ticket prices for its theme on Sentosa.

A one-day pass for weekdays will cost $66 for adults, $48 for childrens and $32 for senior citizens. For weekends, public holidays and eve of public holidays, a day-pass will cost $72, $52 and $36 respectively.

For those who want to beat the snaking queues which r expected at theme parks, they can buy an express pass, on top of the regular admission charge. The express pass is $30 for weekdays and non-sch holidays, $48 for weekday rates during sch holidays, n $68 for weekends n black-out dates. This express pass will give the ticket holder priority access to all the attractions n rides within the theme park. The number of such passes r limited daily.

Visitors to the park need pay only one price to get access to 24 attractions, 20 of which will be open when the park is ready for operations, along with 30 themed restaurants n food carts, as well as another 20 retail shops and kiosks.

The theme park is expected to greet its 1st visitors early next year when the $6.59 billion integrated resort, Resorts World at Sentosa, opens its doors. In the 1st phase of its opening, it will open the theme park, casino, four hotels, a theatre with a aerial circus show n a half-kilometre strip of restaurants, bars n retail outlets.

Rates for three of its hotels were also revealed on Wednesday, with rates at Festive Hotel starting at $400, Hard Rock Hotel rates going at $450 n Hotel Michael rooms going for least $500.

Hours of operation:

Mon - Fri: 9am to 7pm
Sat, Sun n Public holidays: 9am to 8pm

摸清男人的心 (what's ur man thinking abt)

2009-09-21T13:38:00.006+08:00

I just read the book call..."what's ur man thinking abt", quite interesting and quiet true...^O^....so...i think i would like to share what i read b4....let all the gals "摸清男人的心"....

I will post it in few phases....

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“幸福的承诺”只是男人的“口头支票”

巴尔扎克曾说：“男人在恋爱的时候，开始总是欺骗别人，最后卻以欺骗自己作结束。”

因为爱情往往能使一个最老实的男人成为骗子，

使一个最聪明的男人愚蠢起来。

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承诺只是男人的“口头支票”

你可以对一个人有好感，但是，请睁大眼睛，先了解对方之后，再爱上他。

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两性的世界是相当奥妙的，绝对不是只要一个男人加一个女人，乘上彼此的激情，就可以有一场美好的恋爱，或是美满的婚姻。

爱情是生命的火花，友谊的升华，心灵的吻合，爱情是一种甜蜜的痛苦，真实的爱情，不会是一条平坦的道路。

因此，准备踏入情场的女生，必须事先做好接受失败的心理准备，而且，随时保持理性，看清男人的面目，摸清男人的心，千万别被爱情语言冲昏了头。

因为，在双方都基于激情而失去理性时，男人所许下的爱情承诺，永远只是一棵荷叶上的露珠。
法国文豪巴尔扎克曾说：“男人在恋爱的时候，开始总是欺骗别人，最后卻以欺骗自己作结束。”

这是因为，爱情往往能使一个最老实的男人，为了获得女生青睐而成为骗子，也使一个最聪明的男人因为盲目而愚蠢起来。

世界上人口众多，其中一半是男人，一半是女人，男人之中有各种形形色色，个别差异不同的男人，虽然这里谈论的是如何了解男人，如何摸清男人的心，但是，相信我们能够了解的，也只是一部分的男人，而不是全部的男人。

如果你身边的他，不是这里所提到的男人，那么就表示这里没有谈到那一种男人。

了解一个人，要花很长的时间，所以，在这里只是了解男人的一个起步，从一部分开始了解。

至于是否有朝一日，女人可以完全了解男人呢？没有人知道，就像男人常常感叹，不知道女人在想什么一样。我们只能试著了解另一性别的人，卻无法强求完全的了解。

这里写不出世间男人的全部面貌，但是，我想，至少窥见部分男人的心思和面目。

王尔德曾经写道：“男人经常希望自己是女人初恋的对象，卻不希望任何一个女人成为自己最后的罗曼史。”

就是因为男人习惯用下半身思考，所以，男人的情话，通常只是“一觉醒来”往往连他自己都不会承认自己曾经讲过。

你可以对一个人有好感，但是，请睁大眼睛，先了解对方之后，再决定要不要爱上他。

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Singaporean Life

2009-08-05T01:19:00.002+08:00

It's never easy to be S'poreans. Just take a look at the below passage.

It's humorous but its reality also.

I am Ong Ah Bee living in Kampong Chai Chee
Life used to be simple and HAPPY
I worked hard in my STUDIES
I learned A-B-C and everything from 1, 2, and 3
Primary school was quite easy I passed PSLE
Then I went to SECONDARY
The subjects include HISTORY, GEOGRAPHY PHYSICS, BIOLOGY and CHEMISTRY
After O levels I went to JC I was quite LUCKY
This is a small humid tropical COUNTRY
Surrounded by unknown potential ENEMIES
Boys turned 18 must go to ARMY
After that we must continue our Studies
The girls can just sit back, relax and watch TV
They come to this world only to "Chia Liao Bi"
No one lives on free meals or depends on CHARITY
I had no money to go to University or Poly
So I went to work at a FACTORY
Trying to earn a little lousy SALARY
After CPF and INCOME TAX, I have just enough money to buy ROTI and ride in MRT
Colleagues at work used to be FRIENDLY
Always treat me to tea and COFFEE
Somehow they turned FISHY
Passing bad remarks about me
Telling everybody I am LAZY
My bosses show me no SYMPATHY
Mumbling over my shoulder daily
"HURRY, HURRY and HURRY!"
Accusing me of always trying to get MC
But my sickness was due to over-stretched OT
Going home after midnight by TAXI and They pay me only bus fee
I Park-Tor and became STEADY
Finally had to MARRY
I lost money holding Wedding Dinner PARTY
Cheeky friends donating only cheap PANTY
After marriage, nothing was EASY
In one year, I became DADDY
I can't support my family and our BABY
Being tied down for life to repay HDB and rising monthly utilities to PUB
My bank account has NO MONEY POSB balance is almost EMPTY
DBS wants to charge me EXTRA FEE insisting that "Nothing is FREE!"
So I moonlight as KARANG GUNI
Many times I want to jump into the sea to MATI
But that is not EASY
My wife cries: "Who is going to support me and our BABY?"
So I can't MATI
I went to seek assistance from the MP
His reply was simple and easy:
"Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me"
He never tell me any convincing Policy
My dear friends, can you please help Ong Ah Bee

Comics Just For Laugh

2009-08-04T22:49:00.000+08:00

Comics Just For Laugh.....

Comics Just For Laugh

2009-08-03T20:32:00.000+08:00

Comics Just For Laugh...

Selling Some Stuff Here....

2009-07-27T00:38:00.003+08:00

(1) – Mini iPhone from China (Brand New) x 2 set

It's is a Normal Phone with Touch Screen Function. This phone only supports SingTel and StarHub user. (For Singapore User)

Pls Read this before buying or asking question. Thank You.

Features and Specifications *the first Chinese dual SIM dual standby dual Bluetooth of the smallest size. It’s small but fully-equipped. Dual SIM card dual standby ,Support Micro SD card extend to 8GB Max,Slide to unlock ,China made 2.4 inch QVGA flat touch screen

• Condition: New
• Network: GSM 900 / 1800 / 1900 MHz
• SIZE : ( L * W * H ) 90*52*12mm
• Color: Black and Pink
• Display Type : TFT 262K colors
• Display Size : 2.4-inch
• Polyphonic: ( 64 channels)
• Vibration: Yes
• TF Memory Packed : with 2GB Micro SD card
• Bluetooth : Yes
• Data Transfer : USB cable / Bluetooth
• Support Language : English / Chinese
• Messaging : SMS MMS
• Camera : Image Size:( 640X480 , 240X320,160X120, 80X60)
• White balance : ( Auto ,Daylight, Tungsten, Fluorescent, Cloud, Incandescence)
• Effect setting : (Normal, Grayscale, Sepia, Sepia green, Sepia blue, Color invert)
• Video Recorder : Image quality ( High , Normal , Low), recorder format .avi
• Video Player support format .avi & mp4
• Audio Player : MP3/MP4
• Calendar
• To do List
• Alarm
• Calculator
• Units Converter
• Stop Watch
• E-Book Reader
• BATTERY : Lithium Batteries13800mAh X 2

Selling Price: $150.00

(2) – OSIM uKids Sparkle (Brand New)

The toothbrush that makes brushing fun for kids. Designed with a 360 degree oscillating head, OSIM uKids Sparkle offers a gentle yet effective brushing for your head. It comes in a complete set of accessories including a matching cup, holder and a 2-minute hourglass timer to motivate your child to brush his best.

Color: Orange

Usual Price: $29.90

Selling Price: $25.00

(3) – PSP2006 – Black (Brand New)

Now slimmer & lighter than ever before, PSP® is the ultimate portable entertainment device which also comes with the flexibility of enjoying your content on a larger screen thanks to its newly acquired Video Out capability.

*Photos: Carry your favorite pictures with you wherever you go.

*Music: Enjoy your favorite music whenever, wherever you like! It’s easy to save and play your favorite MP3s.

*Network: With Wi-Fi functionality you can go online with your PSP® or communicate directly with other PSP® systems. Play games online, browse the web and more.

*Games: Dazzling widescreen LCD brings gaming to life! With the new Video out connector, you can even play it on your TV screen!

*Movies & Video: Watch full-length, feature movies and TV shows - over 430 UMD™ movies and TV shows available. Or watch videos saved to your Memory Stick Duo™. You can even watch them on TV simply by plugging into a TV using optional Video Out cables. *Multiplayer: Choose whom to play, where to play and when to play - two multiplayer modes let you take on the world or just your buddies.

*Enhancements: Make your PSP® go further. Watch recorded TV with TiVoToGo™. Watch live TV wirelessly with LocationFree® TV. Connect to the internet with T-Mobile.

*Evolution: The PSP® is constantly evolving with exciting new features in each system software update. Discover the potential that internet access brings to your PSP® by checking out the Official PSP® Website directly from your PSP®.

Selling Price: $199.00 (Games and Memory Card not included)

(4) – OSIM iLogic Scale (Brand New)

* Graduation of 100g to assure you of a more precise weight measurement.

* Select your readings to be displayed in kilograms or pounds.

* Auto shut-off programme which activates 3 seconds after you step off the scale or 10 seconds after measurement, preserving the battery's life span.

* Read your weight at a glance with the large LCD screen.

* Strong 8mm tempered glass which allows a maximum weight of up to 150kg.

** Brand New in Box with ONE year warranty. Usual price: S$99.00

Selling Price: $80.00

Pls email to below address if u r interested:

email: kelly@jknc.sg

or visit: http://www.jknc.sg

(more products still on uploading)

Which Haunted Room will You Choose?

2009-07-22T21:25:00.002+08:00

One day, you get lost in the wilderness while traveling.. It gets dark and you have no choice but to seek refuge in a small hut nearby. The owner tells you all his rooms are haunted. Which room will you choose?
(it is going to be very interesting.. ha ha haha...^O^....)

The room where:

Room (A)
- a human head stares at you maliciously from outside your window

Room (B)
- the bathroom door creaks open and close, and there are sounds of a woman sighing

Room (C)
- the bed starts rocking violently whenever you try to sleep on it

Room (D)
- a headless ghost sits at the foot of your bed when you awake in the middle of the night

MAKE ONE COMFORTABLE (?!) CHOICE BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN FOR THE EXPLANATION.

IT'S QUITE AN INTERESTING ANSWER.........

Here for explanation:

A) A human head stares at you maliciously from outside your window.
Explanation: You need a lot of private space and are more suitable to work alone. You look for stability
i.e. a job that is not easily affected by external factors and provides steady income.
E.g. Doctor, lawyer, SOHO , teacher, administrator.

B) The bathroom door creaks open and close, and there are sounds of a woman sighing.
Explanation: You prefer a stable job that does not require you to run around or meet people. You are willing to be subjected to pressure from your bosses if that lets you sit in an air-conditioned office all day.
E.g. Civil servant, engineer, computer engineer, accountant.

C) The bed starts rocking violently whenever you try to sleep on it.
Explanation: You are an active person who cannot sit still and does not like to be restrained.. You are easily adaptable to a job which is full of changes and not routine.
E.g. Marketing, insurance, sales, delivery man, chauffer.

D) A headless ghost sits at the foot of your bed when you awake in the middle of the night.
Explanation: You suit jobs that need you to meet people, especially large crowds. Your job will depend on these people, but you will not know who they are
E.g. superstar, politician, PR, counter/frontline sales.

I choose....A.....use blanket cover over my head then can sleep liao!!!

NDP'09 Tixs

2009-07-10T20:16:00.002+08:00

This is my 1st time register to apply the NDP tix, so lucky....i get 5 tix....

Yeah!!! I can celebrate S'pore B'day on 9th Aug at Padang with my family and friends this year....so happy coz i hv National Day FUN PACK （more important..)...^O^.......

DON'T TAKE PANADOL AND PANADOL ACTI FAST AND PANADOL SOLUBLE especially if you have gastric problems

2009-06-24T21:38:00.000+08:00

A guy was working in
a hospital as an IT engineer, as the hospital is planning to set up a database of its patient. And he knows some of the doctors quite well.

The doctors used to tell
him that whenever they have a headache, they are not willing to take PANADOL (PARACETMOL). In fact,they will turn to Chinese. Herbal Medicine or find other alternatives.

This is because Panadol is toxic to the body, and it harms the liver. According to the doctor,
Panadol will reside in the body for at least 5 years. And according to the doctor, there used to be an incident where an air stewardess consumes a lot of panadol during her menstrual as she needs to stand all the time. She's now in her early 30's, and she needs to wash her kidney (DIALYSIS) every month.

As said by the doctor that whenever we have a headache, that's because it is due to the electron/Ion imbalance in the brain. As an alternative solution to cope with this matter, they
suggested that we buy 1 or 2 cans of isotonic drink ( eg.100PLUS), and mix it with drinking water according to a ratio of 1:1 or 1:2 (simply, it means one cup 100plus, one cup water.or 2 cups water).

Me and my husband have tried this on several occasions, and it seems to work well.

Another method will be to submerge your feet in a basin of warm water so that it bring the blood pressure down from your throbbing head.

As Panadol is a pain killer, the more Panadol you take, the lesser would be your threshold for pain (your endurance level for pain).

We all will fall ill as we aged, for woman, we would need to go through childbirth. Imagine that we had spent our entire life popping quite a substantial amount of Panadol (Pain Killer) when you need to have a surgery or operation, you will need a much more amount of general anesthetic to numb your surgical pain than the average person who seldom or rarely takes
Panadol . If you have a very high intake of Panadol throughout your life (Migraine, Menstrual cramps) it is very likely that normal general anesthetic will have no effects on you as your body is pumped full with panadol and your body is so used to pain killer that you would need a much stronger pain killer, Morphine??

Value your life, THINK b4 you easily pop that familiar pill into your mouth again.

A True Story...MOST TOUCHING!

2009-05-24T21:59:00.002+08:00

A son says to his father: 'Dad, would you be willing to run amarathon with me?
Father, despite his age and a heart disease, says 'YES'.
And they run that marathon, together.

The son asks: 'Dad, can you run another marathon with me?'
Again father says 'YES'.They run another marathon, together.

One day the son asks his father: Dad would please do the Iron Man with me?'
Now just in case you wouldn't know, 'The Iron Man' is the toughest triathlon.in existence; 2.4 mile swim, then 112 mile by bike, and finally another marathon 26.2 mile running, in one stroke.
Again father says 'YES'

Maybe this doesn't 'touch' your heart yet.. until you see this video(watch with sound!):

click below..............you will be glad you did !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJMbk9dtpdY

不爽﹐生氣﹐抓狂﹐哭笑不得的分別... ( 超好笑的……)

2009-05-23T20:34:00.000+08:00

有一天﹐
兒子問爸爸: 爸爸, 不爽﹐生氣﹐抓狂﹐哭笑不得的分別是甚麼意思﹖
爸爸﹕要解釋很難﹐不如讓我來示範。
首先﹐爸爸拿了一本電話簿﹐隨機選出一個人。然後打電話給那個人。順便把電話調到擴音器模式。
VICTIM﹕HELLO﹖
爸爸﹕HELLO﹐ 請問ABDULLAH BADAWI在家嗎﹖
VICTIM﹕你打錯電話啦﹗
爸﹕你不要騙我啦﹗
VICTIM﹕我騙你幹嘛﹗神經病﹗(蓋了電話)
爸﹕哪﹐兒子﹐這個就是 "不爽"。現在來看甚麼是生氣。
(兒子點頭)
(過了5分鐘﹐爸爸再打一次電話給那個人)
VICTIM﹕HELLO﹖
爸﹕請問ABDULLAH BADAWI有在家嗎﹖
VICTIM﹕怎麼又是你﹖都跟你講了你打錯電話了﹗
爸﹕我沒打錯電話啊﹗
VICTIM﹕你這個神經病﹐你到底是誰﹖
爸﹕我是誰你還不懂﹖我是NAJIB啦﹗
VICTIM﹕%^&*$#@﹗你是NAJIB我還ANWAR咧﹗白痴﹗(大力蓋電話)
爸﹕哪﹐兒子。這個就是"生氣"。懂了嗎﹖
兒子﹕喔我懂了﹗
爸﹕現在來看下甚麼是抓狂﹗
(又打電話給那個可憐的人) 那個人一拿起電話就咆哮了﹗
VICTIM﹕你這個吃飽沒事做的神經病﹗整天打電話來干擾我﹐要不是我的電話沒有CALLER ID我早就報警了你這個變態佬。。。。
爸﹕(刻意壓低聲音)ERM。。。。請問林先生在嗎。。。。﹖
VICTIM﹕啊﹗很對不起﹗剛剛有個變態一直打電話來。。。
爸﹕喔﹐沒關係﹐請問ABDULLAH BADAWI在家嗎﹖
VICTIM﹕##$W$#^^%$E$%^$&^%R%^$^&%^$^%$﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗
這一次﹐爸爸蓋上了電話。
爸﹕你現在知道分別了吧﹗等下你媽媽要回來了﹐我們可以吃晚餐了﹗
兒子﹕可是爸爸﹐你還沒有講解甚麼是哭笑不得﹖
爸﹕喔﹐那個要等到晚上12點啦﹗
(晚上12點﹐爸爸搖醒兒子﹐然後又打電話給那個人)
VICTIM﹕HELLO。。。。。﹖(睡到一半被吵醒)
爸﹕我是ABDULLAH BADAWI﹐有誰打電話找我啊﹖
VICTIM﹕。。。。。。。。。。。。
爸爸好厲害啊﹗

GINGER & BARLEY

2009-05-18T08:51:00.001+08:00

ACancer Killer in the Kitchen - Ginger
The powerful healing effects of ginger have been well documented. It's a proven remedy for upset stomach. Reams of studies show that it inhibits inflammation. And there is substantial evidence that it fights cancer too.

For instance, a recent University of Michigan study showed that when ginger was added to ovarian cancer cells in the laboratory, it caused the cancer cells to self-destruct (a process known as "apoptosis"). In a separate study at the University of Minnesota , researchers injected colon cancer cells into mice that were bred to have no immune system.

Half of these mice were routinely fed gingerol, the main active
component in ginger. The researchers found that the mice that were fed gingerol lived longer, their tumors were smaller, and the cancer did not spread as widely as in the control group.

With all these health benefits, you should be using ginger as often as you can. The best way I've found to get a healthy serving of ginger is to juice it. (The brand of juicer I use is an Omega.) Two or three days a week, I juice an apple or two, some carrots, spinach, broccoli, cabbage, and a big piece of ginger root.

The ginger gives the drink a great flavor and a powerful anti-cancer kick.
I highly recommend that you try it.

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Healing and cleansing with barley

High in fibre, barley is also a kidney cleanser. Better yet, regular intake of it helps prevent heart disease. BARLEY water was always a regular drink when we were still living at home. Whenever we had to go for a medical exam that included a urine test, my mum would make us drink barley water a day before it to make sure we got a positive result!

My mother was a wise woman. I later found out from an Australian naturopath that barley is known to be a kidney cleanser, and she happily downed glasses of it at a meal we had in a coffee-shop here.

Barley is good for your intestinal health too. Try to eat the barley grains you find in your drink or sweet broth with fu chook (beancurd skin) and ginkgo nuts.

It's high in fibre which feeds the friendly bacteria in the colon and helps speed up the transit of fecal matter in it. In this way it helps prevent haemorrhoids and colon cancer.

The propionic acid and beta glucan from barley's insoluble fibre also help lower cholesterol and prevent the formation of gallstones.

Eating barley regularly is a preventive step against heart disease as, besides the fibre content, it is also high in niacin, a B vitamin good for lowering cholesterol.

Diabetics should eat more barley as the fibre will prevent blood sugar levels from rising too high. It also provides relief from constipation or diarrhoea for those suffering from Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

Barley is rich in selenium which prevents cancer and relieves symptoms of asthma and arthritis. It is a good source of manganese, copper and phosphorous.

Malt sugar comes from sprouted barley which, when fermented, is an ingredient in beer and other alcoholic beverages..

Barley, whose Latin name is " hordeum vulgare" , has been cultivated for more than 10,000 years.
Since ancient times, barley has been used for healing purposes and has been known to the Chinese, Egyptians, Greeks and Romans. Athletes in Greece and Rome in those days were known to eat barley bread to give them strength.

Besides the usual things we do with barley, I enjoy having it in a western soup. The larger pearl barley is used and I love the sticky bite of it.

My HK Trip - 1st day

2009-05-15T07:37:00.000+08:00

Yeah! finally is our travelling time, we booked our tix since Oct 2008, y book so early leh? coz Jetstar give away the free tix mah! we just paid for the Airport Tax, y not? although wait so long but dunmind loh!

we take 1650 flight, morning still go bk office work half day, wont waste our annual leave mah rite? if not then see the sky and ceiling at home meh? so boring....

Ya!!! 3 woman go travelling together, issit seem like very familiar? haha....ya, we "shoot" the "主妇的假期”part II...hehehe.....

no meal on bd but can "shopping" , is quite expensive but still got customer use to buy....maybe just entertain or just paid the "air tix"? if free tix still got "free meal, then the airline how to servive rite? =p

after flying abt 4 hours...finnally reach Macau Airport, now need to take Taxi to Macau Ferry Stn....

HK160 (S$30+) per tix take 1 hour Ferry fm Macau to Kowloon....quite expensive but no choice...=p

WOW...we reach HK....now wanna find the MTR stn, take the train to our Hotel.... Is already passed 11pm, we still pull the luggage "shopping" around? no no no...we just need to find the LRT stn.....on the way i saw tis Coach Bag....nice nice.....like it.....

and we like tis popular dessert shop very much, lots of Mango flavour drink....very nice.....

Ya, we finally found the MTR stn and reach the stn Yau Ma Tei which near our Hotel.....

is tis called "parking m/c"?

feel hungry wor! go HK must eat....

Ya, finnaly found the Hotel and need to rest "early"......

微波對生命有多大危害？

2009-03-27T23:39:00.000+08:00

微波對生命有多大危害？讓不會說謊的植物告訴你吧！
以下作了一個有趣的實驗，拿一般燒開水和微波爐加熱過的開水冷卻後，分別對相同的盆栽植物澆灌，結果是？實驗結果實在太驚人、太恐怖了！
試想一下，當你享受微波加熱的食物時，你的身體細胞會感到愉快嗎？

看一看兩盆植物的變化吧！

冲动时你会变身哪种魔鬼

2009-03-25T20:25:00.002+08:00

冲动时你会变身哪种魔鬼

1..你有时会感到莫名悲伤，想要哭泣吗？
NO-- >3
YES-- >2

2.被好友背叛后，你想要怎么做？
忘记-- >4
报复-- >3

3.你觉得你的童年无忧无虑，很快乐？
YES-- >5
NO-- >6

4.遇到开心的事情，你最想告诉谁？
家人-- >6
恋人-- >7

5.你觉得下面那种动物更能代表寂寞的氛围？
苍鹰-- >8
狼-- >7

6.你觉得你更适合哪种颜色的衣服
黑色-- >9
白色-- >8

7.半夜，住在宿舍的你突然听到有人叫你的名字，你会觉得是...
自己在做梦-- >10
有人在说梦话-- >12

8.在网络中的你，和平日相比
低调-- >9
热情-- >13

9.如果有个外国导演找你做恐怖片的主角，你会答应吗？
会-- >11
不会-- >13

10.如果你不能和自己心爱的人在一起，你会怎么做？快刀斩乱麻，
离开-- >A
好好珍惜在一起的时光-- >14

11.你觉得你是否会是一个凭长相来决定对一个异性第一印象是否良好的人
YES-- >E
NO-- >12

12.如果你是一个明星，你更喜欢上哪种电视节目？
谈话访谈类-- >B
游戏竞猜类-- >13

13.如果你有喜欢的明星，是否会为其牵动情绪？
会-- >C
不会-- >14

14.以下味道，你更喜欢哪个？甜-- >15 辣-- >D15.你是否对言情小说，言情片不屑一顾？
YES-- >A
NO-- >E

====================================================
A、撒旦
冲动指数：☆☆☆☆☆

实际上，你并不是一个容易冲动的人，但是你冲动起来的后果往往是很可怕的。作为一个平日里会维持一个平和冷静形象的人来说，你并不容易对一件事情有太强烈的感情，因此让你生气或是冲动都是不容易的事情。但是这样的你，一但真的遇到你十分在意的事情，就会变得不顾一切。那时的你，虽然表面还可以保持自己的理智，但是却很难听进别人的劝告，会变得固执己见。这样性格的你，无论是对事还是对感情，都是情绪比较两极化的，可以很冷静，但是也可以比任何人都热血。属于冲动起来，不撞墙不回头的类型。

B、石妖
冲动指数：☆☆☆

你的情绪总是显得很淡漠，很少真的对什么事情动情或者在意。这使得你总是显得缺乏激情，不过也很难让人找到你的弱点。你在为人处世方面有两个比较明显的特点：其一就是你在思想上会比较保守，不喜欢挑战新的事物，不喜欢一味地追求刺激；其二就是你很善于隐藏自己，无论是感情还是情绪，你都能很好的藏在心里，不会轻易被人看穿。你习惯于把自己的情绪放低，习惯于不对生活抱有太高的期望，习惯于压抑自己的冲动。这使得你可以很好的保护自己，但是也使得你身上缺少引人注意的特质。

C、美杜沙
冲动指数：☆☆☆☆☆☆

你实际是个比较自我主义的人。你很忠于自己的喜怒和性情，不会刻意压抑自己的情绪。对你来说，喜欢就是喜欢，讨厌就是讨厌，开心就是开心，伤心就是伤心……这样的你，对待事情多少会有些独断和完美主义。当你认定一件事情时，你很少会听得进去别人的意见，并且不愿意给别人任何左右你看法的机会。尤其是当你感觉被人欺骗或者背叛时，你对待感情的完美主义追求会使得你不肯听别人的辩解，而固执地按照自己的想法决定。这样的你，虽然有时显得自我而洒脱，但是同样也会是一个受到了伤害就很难恢复的人。

D、阿修罗
冲动指数：☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

你会顺应自己的本能，当冲动起来的时候，你并不会去想要刻意压抑这种情绪冲动。这样的你，并不是一个足够冷静的现实主义者，你总是难免会被情绪左右。有时，你也会显得不理智和孩子气。而这也正是你的魅力所在，你很忠于自己的想法，通常想到什么就会去做，不会犹豫再三。这使得你往往能够抓住机遇，并且可以主动去寻找机遇。但是，同时也让你难免会因为自己遇事考虑不周全而受到一些打击和伤害。但是对你来说，最重要的不是让自己适应现实，而是保持自己的性格和生活方式，你所追求的就是一份随性的生活。

E、吸血鬼
冲动指数：☆☆☆☆

你算不上是个容易冲动的人，你对于不考虑清楚就行动这样的事情会比较抗拒。你总是习惯于隐藏自己的欲望和冲动，你觉得自己内心有着阴暗面，不适合被人看到的。这样的你，对待他人是有着一定的恐惧的，因为你实际很怕受到伤害，也很怕被人了解自己的内心。因此，你无疑就是一个躲在暗处的吸血鬼。你内心有着欲望，有着黑暗的一面，是你不会让它们显露出来。你总是从安全和实际的角度去考虑问题，当你因为某件事情而一时兴起时，你也往往会先压制住，看清大局、考虑清楚后再作出决定。

昆蟲冷知識

2009-03-18T22:02:00.002+08:00

螞蟻怕酸，蚊子怕辣，蟑螂怕香

螞蟻怕酸味？

家裡的甜食擺沒幾分鐘，螞蟻大軍立即來襲，讓人又氣又厭！

獻給各位一項無毒無污染又安全有效的妙招—— 整粒的新鮮檸檬，對切成兩半，在看得到螞蟻的地方及其動線，擠出檸檬汁，並拿著切半有果肉的那一面，沿途塗抹，神奇效果讓您再一次驗證大自然的奧妙！

蚊子怕辣味？

蒜頭嗆退牠我家院子百花爭豔，誘使我常流連其中不忍離去，然而花多蚊子也多，叮咬得我腫包累累。

一天，友人送了一袋蒜頭，媽媽留下夠用的量，其餘的分植於花壇四周，其特殊的辛辣味隱隱飄散。

令人訝異的是，平日兇猛的蚊子不見了，連下雨過後會出現的超大隻蚊子，也銷聲匿跡了！所以，驅蚊除了打掃環境、清除枯枝爛葉，試植蒜頭絕對是上上之策！

蟑螂怕香味？

神出鬼沒的蟑螂，最愛隱身於掌管我們民生大計的廚房裡。面對「打不死的蟑螂」，我的辦法是—— 將一塊浴用香皂切成數小塊，置於容器內注入清水，擺放在蟑螂出沒的櫥櫃內，不出數日，打開櫥櫃將令您訝異於蟑螂的無影無蹤，櫥櫃內還多了怡人的香味。

想要效果持續，僅須定期補充香皂容器內的清水。

千萬別拿拖鞋等東西砸蟑螂！

2009-03-16T22:54:00.000+08:00

俗話說「烏龜怕鐵鎚，蟑螂怕拖鞋。」，看到蟑螂在面前爬來爬去，若真的拿拖鞋用力砸下去，雖可逞一時之快，卻也得承擔染上傳染病的風險，未必划算。
蟑螂早已在地球上生存數億年之久，其生命力之強韌可想而知，就算殺蟲劑噴了又噴，隨時會在廚房、洗手間甚至客廳不期而遇。

台北醫學大學醫學系寄生蟲學科教授兼主任鍾文政提醒國人，「處決」蟑螂的方法很多，可千萬別動氣而把它砸得肚破腸流。他解釋，蟑螂是筒線蟲的中間宿主，蟑螂吃下這種寄生蟲的蟲卵後，孵化的幼蟲就在體腔內大量繁殖。
一旦把蟑螂打得稀巴爛，寄生其內的筒線蟲就會趁機外竄，污染居家環境、餐具及食物，進而導致人類的感染。筒線蟲進入人體後，會寄生在舌頭、牙床、氣管及食道等口腔周圍組織及器官，不僅牙床會潰爛穿孔，舌頭還可能被鑽來鑽去的成蟲搞得不成「舌」形。

提供大家一個妙招，在任何時候，任何地點，看到蟑螂，只要你身邊有可以『起泡泡』的東西，要馬上利用，將泡泡倒在蟑螂身上過不久，蟑螂就一命嗚呼了，像在浴室裡看到蟑螂，浴室裡有什麼可以起泡的東西呢？非常好，有沐浴乳、洗髮精、洗面乳、清潔劑馬上加水起泡，想辦法把泡沫倒在蟑大哥身上，你就可以跟他說拜拜囉！

虾+维生素C=砒霜

2009-03-15T09:50:00.000+08:00

虾+维生素C=砒霜-------女孩一夜暴毙

台湾，一名女孩突然无缘无故的七孔流血暴毙，一夜之间，就奔赴黄泉 , 经过初步验尸 . 断定为因砒霜中毒而死亡。

那砒霜从何而来？一名医学院的教授被邀赶来协助破案。

教授仔细地察看了死者胃中取物，不到半个小时，暴毙之谜便揭晓。
教授说：「死者并非自杀，亦不是被杀，而是死于无知的『它杀』」大家莫名其妙。
教授说：「砒霜是在死者腹内产生的。」

死者生前每天也会服食「维他命 C 」，这完全没有问题问题出在她晚餐吃了大量的虾，吃虾本身也是没有问题的，所以她在家吃了都没有事，但死者却同时服用了「维他命 C 」，问题就出在这里 !美国芝加哥大学的研究员，通过实验发现，虾等软壳类食物含有大量浓度较高的－五钾砷化合物。

这种物质食入体内，本身对身体并无毒害作用但是，在服用「维生素 C 」之后，由于化学作用，使原来无毒的－五钾砷 ( 即砷酸酐，亦称五氧化砷，其化学式为 (As2O5) ，转变为有毒的三钾砷 ( 即亚砷酸酐 ) ，又称为三氧化二砷，其化学式为 (As2O3) ，这就是们俗称的砒霜 !

砒霜有原浆毒作用，能麻痹毛细血管，抑制巯基梅的活性，并使肝脏脂变肝小叶中心坏死，心、肝、肾、肠充血，上皮细胞坏死，毛细血管扩张。故中其毒而死者，常是七窍出血。所以；为慎重起见，在服用维生素 C 期间，应当忌食虾类。

戀愛的常問句─你會為我而死嗎？

2009-03-14T21:04:00.000+08:00

一對年輕情侶…正在瘋狂的熱戀…姑娘痴痴的對另一半說：

男的一聽這句話…臉色大變…

許久無法說出話來…（因為愛…這個代價未免也太大了吧…）但那男人實在太愛這個姑娘了…

沒有辦法…

畢竟…這就是愛…

於是…那男人…就…

挖了挖自己的耳朵…

用力的塞進他女友的嘴裡…

因為男的把：你會為我而死嗎？聽成（你會餵我耳屎嗎？）

"The Sunday Time" call for Interview

2009-03-05T21:52:00.009+08:00

So supprise, "The Sunday Times" calling me today, the reporter said she wanna interview me, is regarding last week went Q overnite in S'pore Flyer....is abt 10 min on phone interview....

hmm...but the end she said maybe no photo in content, unless got extra space then put up my pic...nvm....just check out tis coming Sunday's "Sunday Time"....

Besides tis, The Radio Stn "Live 93.8" oso call me for interview the same things, just for 5 min in afternoon programme....=p

Queueing Overnite in S'pore Flyer

2009-02-28T23:04:00.006+08:00

As part of Singapore Tourism Board's "2009 Reseason to Enjoy Singapore", 2009 tixs were given away for 3 weekends in FEB.

How to get the tixs???

u just sms "2009" to 79777, then u will get the STB reply, just flash the reply sms fm STB....

Free ride for the first 2009 visitors with SMS Passport each weekend (14-15 Feb, 21-22 Feb, 28 Feb - 1 Mar 09) on a first come first served basis.
Visitors who flash the 2009 reasons SMS passport can also receive S$29.50 off the annual family membership price (usual S$150). Terms and Conditions
• Each SMS passport entitles the holder to redeem up to 4 tickets at the attraction
• Promotion is valid on the day of redemption

Last week i went on Sat morning 6am, still cant get the tixs...very disappointed loh!!! For tis week i must go earlier then all of them, make sure i can get the tixs in tis week, so i can enjoy and experience with my lovely son.....

So i went to find out the last 2 week Queue up "result". The officer told me tat the 1st weekend in Feb, Queue in 1st tat lucky person came at Fri nite abt 11pm, they used 9 hour to Q overnite...wow....they no need to sleep meh i think??? In 2nd weekend of Feb, the 1st lucky person oso came at Fri nite but abt 9.30pm...wow...earlier then the 1st weekend leh!!! ok, now think i know how to do already...I asked my colleagues said tat wanna go queueing overnite on Fri for tis FREE tixs after work but they dun want, they said i m crazy....ok loh!!!

Yesterday....tat is Fri, actually i m on MC coz gastic pain, so i used to plans how to kill the time when queueing overnite? so, i came at 3pm, when me arrived the tixs counter, no one in the Q, really very happy loh!!! maybe is too early.... so i went to restaurant to hv my Lunch + Dinner to store my energy, so tat i got energetic to Queueing for long hours.....i like their Tiramisu, it really very nice....

After had my gd meal, still early abt 4pm++, the officer start to arrange the queueing place for ppl who wanna queueing ovenite, he saw me stand there and bring "Big bag and small bag" and asking me is me came for queueing??? he very supprise and passed me his name card...is Operation Asst Manager, huh!!! 1st in my mind is Y Operation Asst Manager need to came arrange the queueing place himself and not the others staff? hmm....maybe he really helpfull....
He bring me to their office, ask somebody to entertain me......ya, they really friendly and helpfull, they ask me go around shop shop coz still early, then come bk for queue later....of coz i dont, came so early, if go shop shop later others ppl come then i cannot be the 1st comer already....so I quickly go chop the place 1st, very STUBBORN loh! ...ya, i m very stubborn, gastric pain still came early for Q.....WOW...see...no one in the queue....YEAH!!! i m the 1st in the Q....finally.......the 2nd group came at abt 5.15pm...Now wanna thinking how to kill the time in over a prolonged period of time, luckily i got bring my lover->Laptop and PSP, and i bring the newspaper, magazines, Beer, Chicken Essence, peanut and lot of crakers....of coz and my gastric pain medicien....
Acutually bring Laptop is for me to surf net, too bad coz there dun hv FREE WIRELESS NETWORK.....haiz....so siaz loh! nvm, luckily i got lots of movies store in my laptop, so i used to watch 2 movies....and oso help others to kill their time......Is very late nite abt 3.30am, my eyes keep closing and very sleepy now, cannot stay till dawn, so just lay down and take a nap abt 1.30hrs....no enough rest of coz, but nvm, i got Chicken Essence to refresh mah!!! Finally...dawn.....the reporter and cameraman keep interview and shooting......here is Sat "Wan Bao" and Sunday "The New Paper".....7.40am. the staff start to issue free tixs for all of us....yeah!!! i got my 4 tixs free now..... time to going hm rest.......

Free ride for Singapore Flyer for first 2009 visitors

2009-02-21T22:48:00.001+08:00

Free ride for the first 2009 visitors with SMS Passport each weekend (14-15 Feb, 21-22 Feb, 28 Feb - 1 Mar 09) on a first come first served basis.

Visitors who flash the 2009 reasons SMS passport can also receive S$29.50 off the annual family membership price (usual S$150).

Terms and Conditions
• Each SMS passport entitles the holder to redeem up to 4 tickets at the attraction
• Promotion is valid on the day of redemption
• Not valid for Group Tours
• Other Terms & Conditions applyFor the 2010th visitors onwards each weekend, the following discounts apply:

• $26 for Adult (U.P. $29.50)
• $18 for Child (U.P. $20.65)
• $21 for Senior (U.P. $23.60)
• $29.50 off Family Membership Price (U.P. $150)

I heard tat in 1st wk of Feb, they start to Q for free tixs at Fri nite abt 11pm....

when i came at Sat morning abt 6am, the Q already as long as.....cant see the tail.... =p

is already abt more than 600 ppl in the Q, saw somebody slept on the floor, some r playing PSP, surf net (using their own network), and lots of ppl keep chating and chating...

At abt 7am, the Q more than 1500 ppl, although they know they wont get the free tixs but they still stay in the Q, maybe they think S'pore Flyer will issue out more than 2009 tixs....haha...they dreaming loh!!!

Is abt 8.25am, the Staff announce tat tixs all issue out...ALAMAK.....just abt 20 ppl infront of me...y so unlucky??? :(

nvm...next wk still hv 2009 tixs to issue out....i will early coming, make sure i will get it....

笑一个

2009-02-08T20:02:00.000+08:00

*** 能忍住不笑算你厉害!***

一户潘姓人家，长辈过世。
家祭时，请来了一位乡音很重的老先生来当司仪。

讣闻是这么写的：　　　
孝　男：潘根科　　　
孝　媳：池氏　　　
孝孙女：潘良慈　　
孝　孙：潘道时

但这位老先生老眼昏花又发音不标准。
当他照著讣闻唱名时，凡是字面上有三点水的或左边部首都漏掉没看到。

于是就给他念成这样子：「孝男，翻……跟……斗……」孝男一听，直觉得很奇怪，但又不敢问，于是就翻了一个跟斗。

接著又说：「孝媳，也……是……」孝媳一听：「我也要翻啊？」于是孝媳也翻了一个跟斗。

再来：「孝孙女，翻两次。」孝孙女一听，想想爸妈都翻了，我也翻吧！于是就翻了两个跟斗。

此时孝孙心想：「老爸、老妈都各翻一次，姐姐也翻两次，那么我要翻几次？」

心里想著想著就开始紧张了：「怎么办？」
只见老先生扯开喉咙，大声念出：

「孝孙……翻……到……死」

Useful tips

2009-02-05T01:16:00.001+08:00

1.吃了辣的東西，感覺就要被辣死了，就往嘴裏放上少許鹽，含一下，吐掉，漱下口，就不辣了；

2.牙齒黃，可以把花生嚼碎後含在嘴裏，并刷牙三分鍾，很有效；

3.若有小面積皮膚損傷或者燒傷、燙傷，抹上少許牙膏，可立即止血止痛；

4.經常裝茶的杯子裏面留下難看的茶漬，用牙膏洗之，非常幹淨；

5.仰頭點眼藥水時微微張嘴，這樣眼睛就不會亂眨了；

6.嘴裏有潰瘍，就用維生素C貼在潰瘍處，等它溶化後潰瘍基本就好了；

7.眼睛進了小灰塵，閉上眼睛用力咳嗽幾下，灰塵就會自己出來；

8.洗完臉後，用手指沾些細鹽在鼻頭兩側輕輕按摩，然後再用清水沖洗，黑頭和粉刺就會清除幹淨，毛細孔也會變小；

9.剛剛被蚊子咬完時，塗上肥皂就不會癢了；

10.如果嗓子、牙龈發炎了，在晚上把西瓜切成小塊，沾着鹽吃，記得一定要是晚上，當時症狀就會減輕，第二天就好了；

11.吹風機對着标簽吹，等吹到商标的膠熱了，就可以很容易的把标簽撕下來；

12.旅行帶衣服時如果怕壓起褶皺，可以把每件衣服都卷成卷；

13.打打嗝時就喝點醋，立杆見影；

14.吃了有異味的東西，如大蒜、臭豆腐，吃幾顆花生米就好了；

15.治療咳嗽，特别是幹咳，晚上睡覺前，用純芝麻香油煎雞蛋，油放稍多些，什麽調味料都不要放，趁熱吃過就去睡覺，連吃幾天效果很明顯；

16.手腕長粗的MM想帶較細的手镯，就不能硬帶，應把手上套上一個塑料袋再帶上手镯，非常好帶，也不會把手弄疼，取下也是同樣的方法；

17.栗子皮難剝，先把外殼剝掉，再把它放進微波爐轉一下，拿出後趁熱一搓，皮就掉了；

18.插花時，在水裏滴上一滴洗潔精，可以維持好幾天；

19.把核桃放進鍋裏蒸十分鍾，取出放在涼水裏再砸開，就能取出完整的桃核仁了；

20.把蝦仁放進碗裏，加一點精鹽、食用堿粉，用手抓搓一會兒後用清水浸泡，然後再用清水沖洗，即能使炒出的蝦仁透明如水晶，爽嫩可口；

21.炒肉時，先把肉用小蘇打水浸泡十幾分鍾，倒掉水，再入味，炒出來會很嫩滑；

22.将殘茶葉浸入水中數天後，澆在植物根部，可促進植物生長；

23.把殘茶葉曬幹，放到廁所或者溝渠裏燃熏，可消除惡臭，具有驅除蚊子蒼蠅的功能；

24.夾生飯重煮法：可用筷子在飯内紮些直通鍋底的孔，灑入少許黃酒重焖，

25.若隻表面夾生，隻要将表層翻到中間再焖即可；

26.巧除紗窗油膩：将洗衣服、吸煙剩下的煙頭一起放在水裏，待溶解後，拿來擦玻璃窗、紗窗，效果真不錯；

27.隻要在珠寶盒中放上一節小小的粉筆，即可讓首飾常保光澤；

28.桌子、瓶子表面的不幹膠痕迹用風油精可以擦拭；

29.出門時随時在包裏帶一節小的幹電池，若裙子帶靜電，就把電池的正極在裙子上面擦幾下即可去掉靜電；

30.不管是鞋子的哪個地方磨到了你的腳，你就在鞋子磨腳的地方塗一點點白酒，保證就不磨腳了；

31.亨調蔬菜時，如果必須要焯，焯好菜的水最好盡量利用。如做水餃的菜，焯好的水可适量放在肉餡裏，這樣既保證營養，又使水餃餡味美有湯；

32.夏天足部容易出汗，每天用淡鹽水泡腳可有效應對汗腳；

33.夏天遊泳後曬曬太陽，可防肌膚勞損等疾病發生；

34.夏天枕頭易受潮滋生黴菌，時常曝曬枕芯有利健康；

35.多吃薏米小豆粥等潮濕健脾，可防暑濕；

36.防失眠：睡前少講太多話，忌飲濃茶，睡前勿大用腦，可用熱水加醋洗腳；

37.金銀花有疏散風濕功效，金銀花水煎取汁涼後與蜂蜜沖調可解暑；

38.吃過于肥膩的食物後喝茶，能刺激自律神經，促進脂肪代謝；

39.睡眠不足會變笨，一天需要睡眠八小時，有午睡習慣可延緩衰老；

40.雙手易變得幹燥粗糙，用醋泡手十分鍾可護膚；

41.夏天擦拭涼席，用滴加了花露水的清水擦拭涼席，可使涼席保持清爽潔淨。當然，擦拭時最好沿着涼席紋路進行，以便花露水滲透到涼席的紋路縫隙，這樣清涼舒适的感覺會更持久；

42.早餐多食西紅柿、檸檬酸等酸性蔬菜和水果，有益于養肝；

43.爽身止癢洗頭或洗澡時，在水中加五六滴花露水，能起到很好的清涼除菌、祛痱止癢作用；

44.葡萄含有睡眠輔助激素，常食有助睡眠；

45.夏天多喝番茄湯既可獲得養料，又能補充水分，番茄湯應燒好并冷卻後再喝，所含番茄紅素有一定的抗前列腺癌和保護心肌的功效，最适合于男子；吃酸性物質馬上刷牙會損害牙齒健康；

46.因外傷碰破皮肉時，在傷處塗上牙膏進行消炎、止血，再包紮，作爲臨時急救藥，以藥物牙膏效果最爲顯著；

47.将白醋噴灑在菜闆上，放上半小時後再洗，不但能殺菌，還能除味；

48.喝酸奶能解酒後煩躁，酸奶能保護胃黏膜、延緩酒精吸收，并且含鈣豐富，對緩解酒後煩躁尤其有效；

49.皮鞋皮包放久了發黴時，可用軟布蘸酒精加水（1：1）溶液擦拭即可；

50.發生頭痛、頭暈時，可在太陽穴塗上牙膏，因爲牙膏含有薄荷腦、丁香油可鎮痛；

51.蠟燭冷凍二十四小時後，再插到生日蛋糕上，點燃時不會流下燭油；

52.白色衣褲洗後易泛黃，可取一盆清水，滴上二三滴藍墨水，将洗過的衣褲在浸泡一刻鍾，不必擰幹，就放在太陽下曬，即可潔白幹淨；

53.過多食用生蔥蒜會刺激口腔腸胃，不利健康，最好加一點醋再食用；

54.及時補充水分但應少喝果汁、可樂、雪碧、汽水等飲料，含有較多的糖精和電解質，喝多了會對腸胃産生不良刺激，影響消化和食欲。因此夏天應多喝白開水或淡鹽（糖）水；

55.每天早晨用豆腐摩擦面部幾分鍾，堅持一個月，面部會變得很滋潤；

56.空調室内溫差不宜超過五度，即使天氣再熱，空調室内溫度也不宜到24度以下；

57.加酶洗衣粉劑放在溫水中需要較長的分解時間才能使洗衣效果更佳；

58.夏天，人的活動時間變長，出汗多，耗能過大，應适當多吃雞、鴨、瘦肉、魚類、蛋類等營養食品，以滿足人體的代謝需要；

59.頭痛時把蘋果磨成泥狀塗在紗布上，貼在頭痛處，症狀可減輕；

60.皮包上有污漬，可以用棉花蘸風油精擦拭。

《幸福万岁》演员与晚报读者庆人日(Lianhe Wanbao Blockbuster Day )

2009-02-02T22:03:00.002+08:00

I have won a pair of tickets to the event “A Date with Jack Neo” organizes by “联合晚报”，on 1 February 2009 Sunday, 12nn at Golden Village, VivoCity, Hall 4. 我找了一位朋友陪我一起与戏中演员一起看戏，玩游戏，捞鱼生。。。。

还有自助午餐享用。。。让你吃饱饱才进戏院看戏，再让你笑到饿。。。。

梁智强导演2009年的贺岁片《幸福万岁》卡司强大，除了本地笑将辉哥程旭辉和的杨雁雁，阵容还包括来自马来西亚的多位电台名嘴，也为不少新人提供了展现演技的机会。

这部片子有别于梁导之前的电影，主题比以往的电影来得更敏感，并不像之前一样适合小朋友观赏。《幸福万岁》也因此被列为NC-16电影，失去阖家共赏的优势。

"幸福万岁"故事大纲

陈木成(程旭辉饰)，52岁，为人古板保守，是典型的中年华籍男子。由于妻子家丽(杨雁雁饰)忙于家务，夫妻间缺乏沟通，常常为了生活上的小事起争执，令木成非常苦恼。一次机缘巧合令木成萌生了“越轨”的动机……怎么知道，雪莲不但不是男人的梦中情人，反而是男人的“噩梦”…。

Jeremy杰奇(林德荣饰)，木成的“干弟弟”，36岁，自命风流，就像是一只没有脚的小鸟，每天徘徊在不同的异性当中。一次他冒充木成，帮班尼出席“家长日”，邂逅了清丽脱俗的黄美诗老师(李欣怡饰)，并开始追求行动。眼看就要追得美人归的时候，却惹祸上身！

Benny陈班尼(梁名皜饰)，17岁，是中学生，俨然就是一个情窦初开，对男女之间的爱情充满了好奇和幻想的少年男孩。班尼被同学们当成了捉弄的对象，把他跟心仪女同学Jennifer(爱雯饰)跳艳舞的事登上了网上视频成为男主角…。

故事通过陈木成、Jeremy杰奇和木成的儿子Benny陈班尼来代表三个年龄层的男性，从他们各自对男欢女爱的探索，挖掘出一些发人深省的正确观念，也当然引出一连串的笑话。只要是生活在东方这个即保守又压抑的社会的观众就一定能够了解、体会并认同当中的笑和泪！

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“Love Matters” is a movie revolves around three main protagonists –

52 year old Tan Bo Seng, 17 year old Benny his teenage son and 36 year old Jeremy, Bo Seng’s ‘adopted’ brother – and their accidental journey in seeking and keeping love and happiness.

Bo Seng (Henry Thia) leads a routine life. Attempts to revive the passion with his wife Jia Li (Yeo Yann Yann) cannot improve their stale love life.

Jeremy (Jack Lim) lives a colourful life, colourful in reference to his long list of girlfriends. “Never to commit” is his motto for love.

Benny (Alex Leong) has just school life, his only vice is anything to do with the computer, his only distraction is his crush, Jennifer (Natalli), his classmate’s girl.

Bo Seng & Jia Li the old fashion couple has more misses than hits in the love department and a series of madness spin off one night …

Jeremy meets Benny’s teacher, Ms Wong (Cheryl Lee) - a lady, unlike the wild things he has had. His charm wins him her heart, but his Casanova means refuse to take a back seat, a new lady friend threatens to change his life …

Benny starts to see hope in relationships, when Jennifer notices him and invites him over to her place. Over the visit, Jennifer’s friendly attention, takes a turn into something that Benny wish he has not been...........

Sentosa Flowers 2009

2009-01-27T21:56:00.000+08:00

The Sentosa Flowers 2009 start on 24 Jan'09 till 8 Feb'09, the island of Sentosa blossom in a million colours once again, as the Sentosa Flowers floral extravaganza returns for the fifth time to usher in the Lunar New Year.

This is my 2nd times visit Sentosa Flowers during Chinese New Year...

Manifesting itself in a kaleidoscope of fresh blooms from around the world, the theme for 2009, Colours of Spring, tells the story of a season of abundance in breathtaking floral displays that stretch beyond what the eye can see.

We will be able to capture the beauty of Springtime at many photography points throughout the festival, as well as enjoy a unique experience under the stars, as event hours extend to 10pm for just the second year.

Besides admiring the flora and fauna, we can also look forward to exciting fringe activities that will engage the entire family.....

博君一笑。。。

2009-01-25T11:07:00.000+08:00

马来西亚华人乃是晚清时广东省和闽南移民华侨的后代。当地华人对华教的坚持、文化的传承是不留余力的。我们堪称是海外华人中中文水准颇高的华人,但且看我们的普通话.............

中国人:今晚你有空吗？我没空!
马来西亚华人:今晚你得不得空？我不得空!

中国人:饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人:饼干'漏风'了…。

中国人:从上海去苏州要多少个小时？
马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟？

中国人:难道他不可以来吗？
马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊？

中国人:周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

中国人:我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦

中国人:我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人:我的手机掉进龙沟了。

中国人:这样你不是很不值得吗？
马来西亚华人:这样你'马'很不 '歹'？

中国人:你真是聪明!
马来西亚华人:你真是pan nai!(源自马来语pandai,聪明的意思)

中国人:你安静!
马来西亚华人:你diam diam!(源自马来语diam,安静的意思)

中国人:我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人:我要去银行'按钱'。

中国人:为什么？
马来西亚华人:做么？

中国人:你很强~
马来西亚华人:你很够力~

中国人:明天也叫他一起去吧!
马来西亚华人:明天叫'埋'他一起去!

中国人:我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人:我很'显'(sien)啊~~~~('显'比郁闷的境界更高)

中国人:你再说我就打你!
马来西亚华人:你再说我就hood你!(有点粗俗的)

中国人:你在说什么？
马来西亚华人:你在说sommok？

中国人:你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人:你不要'下水'我~

中国人:真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人:被你炸到…。

中国人:你别乱来~
马来西亚华人:你表乱乱来~

中国人: 你很无聊
马来西亚华人:你很废

中国人:XX你
马来西亚华人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一样,骂人的话)

中国人:迫切
马来西亚华人:bek chek

中国人:我们一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人:我们'公司'吃这碗面~(源自马来语的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)

中国人:我们结婚吧!
马来西亚华人:我们结'分'吧!('婚'字受粤语影响,所以音不标准)

中国人:今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人:今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~('到'字要拉长,然后没有下文了)

中国人:哇!
马来西亚华人:哇捞weh!!!!

中国人:我受不了他!
马来西亚华人:我behtahan他!

中国人: 我要到添油站去添油。
马来西亚华人: 我要去油站打油。

Take a break and enjoy……Singh

2009-01-22T09:13:00.006+08:00

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
x x x
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
x x x
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
x x x
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
x x x
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
x x x
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
x x x
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!'
x x x
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
x x x
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Happy Chinese New Year - 2009

2009-01-22T08:58:00.002+08:00

Dear all

It's that time of the year again …. Hope these simple date planning can help you maximize health, laughter and prosperity throughout this difficult year –

1. When to stop work
2. When to start work
3. When NOT to start work

1. When to stop work

There are 3 days before the Chinese New Year that are suitable to STOP work for the year of the Rat. You can choose the 22nd, 23rd or 24th Jan to stop work.( This day should be the last day you go to the office for the Year of the Rat 2008 )* Everybody can use these 3 days.Avoid using 25th of Jan as the last day of work.

2. When to start work

You can choose one of the dates below to start your first day of work in the new Cow year 2009. Friday, 30 Jan 2009, 6.05am - 8.05am (Best time), 8.05am - 10am (1st Choice)* Those born in the year of the Snake should not use this dayWednesday, 28 Jan 2009, 8.05am - 11am (2nd Choice)* Those born in the year of the Rabbit should not use this dayMonday, 02 Feb 2009, 8.05am - 11am (2nd Choice)* Those born in the year of the Monkey should not use this dayFriday, 06 Feb 2009, 6.05am - 8am or 9.05am - 12pm (1st Choice)* Those born in the year of the Rat should not use this dayOn the selected first working day of the year, just go to the office like any normal working day - call your customers, wish them happy new year, do whatever you normally do. That's all (and you don't have to stay there the whole day, an hour or so will be good enough)

3. When NOT to start work

These are the 4 WORST day to start work for the year of the Cow, try not to start work on these dates. Monday, 26 Jan 2009, Tuesday, 03 Feb 2009, Saturday, 07 Feb 2009,Sunday, 08 Feb 2009

May all of you find health, laughter and prosperity throughout the year!

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2009-01-12T00:39:00.004+08:00

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牛年新年不能說的吉祥話

2009-01-11T20:02:00.000+08:00

提醒您注意!!

牛年新年不能說的吉祥話

一、財源滾滾～裁員滾滾

二、招財進寶～遭裁禁飽

三、萬事如意～萬市如憶（股市萬點已成追憶 ,苦啊~）

四、心想事成～薪餉四成

五、鴻圖大展～紅屠大斬

六、財源廣進～裁員廣盡

p.s..還有請不要喝..仙草蜜～先炒..me

Male vs Female

2009-01-06T23:13:00.012+08:00

男女有別！--( 辦公室)

看到男下屬的桌上擺放著全家福的照片,
老板心想:「嗯！他一定是個顧家，負責的好男人。」
看到女下屬的桌上擺放著全家福的照片,
老板心想:「事業對她來說不會是最重要的，看來不用寄望她會全心全意為公司打拼了！」

看到男下屬雜亂的桌面,
老板心想:「他真的是很努力，很用功看，連收拾桌面的時間都沒有。」

看到女下屬雜亂的桌面,
老板心想:「原來她這麼亂,組織能力一定不行！」

看到男下屬在跟同事說話,
老板心想: 「他一定是在討論最近的project，真是積極。」

看到女下屬在跟同事說話,
老板心想:「哼!又在說人是非道長短，女人就是長舌，唉！天性、天性！」

看到男下屬加班,
老板心想:「現在已經很難請到這麼勤勞的員工了。」

看到女下屬加班,
老板心想:「女人就是能力有限，一點小事也要花這麼長的時間來做！」

看到男下屬很快地受到經理的賞識而升職,
老板心想:「這個人一定潛力十足。」

看到女下屬很快地受到經理的賞識而升職,
老板心想:「這個人一定是跟經理有一腿！」

看到男下屬請假,
老板心想:「好像很久沒看他請假，也應該去輕鬆一下了。

看到女下屬請假,
老板心想:「好像整天看她請假，是不是去應徵別的工作？」

看到男下屬發喜帖,
老板心想:「他從此就會更有責任感，給他個大紅包鼓勵一下吧！」

看到女下屬發喜帖,
老板心想:「她不久就會懷孕，就會經常去檢查身體，很快就要請產假 ,然後就會辭職在家帶孩子。嘩！損失慘重，那紅包就不用包太大包了！

母亲一生的八个谎话——看完请不要流泪

2008-12-18T20:47:00.004+08:00

儿时，小男孩家很穷，吃饭时，饭常常不够吃，母亲就把自己碗里的饭分给孩子吃。母亲说，孩子们，快吃吧，我不饿！――母亲撒的第一个谎。

男孩正在成长的时候，勤劳的母亲常用周日休息时间去县郊农村河沟里捞些鱼来给孩子们补钙。鱼很好吃，鱼汤也很新鲜。孩子们吃鱼的时候，母亲就在一旁啃鱼骨头，用舌头舔鱼骨头上的肉渍。男孩心疼，就把自己碗里的鱼夹到母亲碗里，请母亲吃鱼。母亲不吃，母亲又用筷子把鱼夹回男孩的碗里。母亲说，孩子，快吃吧，我不爱吃鱼！――母亲撒的第二个谎。

上初中了，为了缴够男孩和哥姐的学费，当缝纫工的母亲就去居委会领些火柴盒拿回家来，晚上糊了挣点分分钱补点家用。有个冬天，男孩半夜醒来，看到母亲还躬着身子在油灯下糊火柴盒。男孩说，母亲，睡了吧，明早您还要上班呢。母亲笑笑说，孩子，快睡吧，我不困！――母亲撒的第三个谎。

高考那年，母亲请了假天天站在考点门口为参加高考的男孩助阵。时逢盛夏，烈日当头，固执的母亲在烈日下一站就是几个小时。考试结束的铃声响了，母亲迎上去递过一杯用罐头瓶泡好的浓茶叮嘱孩子喝了，茶亦浓，情更浓。望着母亲干裂的嘴唇和满头的汗珠，男孩将手中的罐头瓶反递过去请母亲喝。母亲说，孩子，快喝吧，我不渴！――母亲撒的第四个谎。

父亲病逝之后，母亲又当爹又当娘，靠着自己在缝纫社里那点微薄收入含辛茹苦拉扯着几个孩子，供他们念书，日子过得苦不堪言。胡同路口电线杆下修表的李叔叔知道后，大事小事就找岔过来打个帮手，搬搬煤，挑挑水，送些钱粮来帮补男孩的家里。人非草木，孰能无情。左邻右舍对此看在眼里，记在心里，都劝母亲再嫁，何必苦了自己。然而母亲多年来却守身如玉，始终不嫁，别人再劝，母亲也断然不听，母亲说，我不爱！――母亲撒的第五个谎 。

男孩和她的哥姐大学毕业参加工作后，下了岗的母亲就在附近农贸市场摆了个小摊维持生活。身在外地工作的孩子们知道后就常常寄钱回来补贴母亲，母亲坚决不要，并将钱退了回去。母亲说，我有钱！――母亲撒的第六个谎。

男孩留校任教两年，后又考取了美国一所名牌大学的博士生，毕业后留在美国一家科研机构工作，待遇相当丰厚，条件好了，身在异国的男孩想把母亲接来享享清福却被老人回绝了。母亲说，我不习惯！――母亲撒的第七个谎。

晚年，母亲患了胃癌，住进了医院，远在大西洋彼岸的男孩乘飞机赶回来时，手术后的母亲已是奄奄一息了。母亲老了，望着被病魔折磨得死去活来的母亲，男孩悲痛欲绝，潸然泪下。母亲却说，孩子，别哭，我不疼。――母亲撒的第八个谎。

不论你多富有,不管你官多大,到什么时候也离不开咱的妈....愿天下父母平安度春秋....... 珍惜母亲的每一个谎言,好好的对待父母,很多东西,失去后才得来的珍贵代价太大.所以一定要好好的爱我们的父母。。。

Busy Fliming Day....

2008-12-10T23:22:00.002+08:00

Is our fliming day......going to shooting after profile for Citispa Slimming Contest....
at abt 12noon we met at Mediacorp Reception....start our whole day programme and shooting....

On the way to make up studio, we met Adrian Pang....

Then 陈传之。。。long time nv see him on TV

目前就读于南洋理工大学工程系的江承熹，在2005年参加了新传媒主办的演艺新人选拔赛《明星偶像》。他凭着自然的演技和不俗的外型，从数千名参赛者中脱颖而出成为季军！

比赛结束后，承熹立即获得新传媒的合约。在短短的4个月之后，他就受到戏剧组的重用，让他在《百万宝》里与新传媒的首席阿哥阿姐李南星郑惠玉合作，饰演李南星的弟弟，也就是剧集里的第二男主角。

从小就对娱乐圈有浓厚兴趣的鹤天赐，在2004年参加了由新传媒所主办的一个全岛性寻星节目《新加坡偶像》，成功晋级到前30名。也因为这比赛，他很快便被新传媒的英语制作组相中，参与的第一部英语偶像剧是《Shooting Stars》的演出。

凭着俊俏的外型及偶像剧里出色的表现，鹤天赐很快获得了模特儿经纪公司的青睐，开始接拍各种平面和电视广告。短短的一年半里，他拍的广告就包括了第一通M1(新加坡电讯公司), 肯德基家乡鸡KFC, 滨海购物中心Marina Square 及虎标油Tiger Balm 等等。

这些高度曝光率，加上天赐突出以及多变的外型更引起新传媒高层对他的注意，网罗他成为新传媒旗下的艺人，准备加以栽培。不负众望的到他，在加入新传媒不到一个月就被选中担任英语剧《UNTITLED》男主角。

年轻、英俊、可塑性超强，又受过专业的歌唱及舞蹈训练的天赐具备了当偶像的各种条件，是一颗绝不容忽视的明日之星。

met 郑各平at make up studio....
After tat we went to Hougang Mall start our fliming....
ya! i will show on TV in tis style....still got lots of fat on my tummy coz just got few weeks of treatments, if got another 2 more months of treatment, think i tummy will flat like plasma TV liao!!!
wow!!! see.....y she seem so surprise???Hey!!! wat ur doing??? maybe .....hehe....

another 2 contestants' final look....

yeah!!! tis is my final look, u can catch me at Century Square on tis Sat noon in tis look...how? is look like very auntie?

photo taken in madiacorp wardropbe, how is my final look?

when we just reach in Reception, tat handsome actor just walk passed, no chance to hv photo with him, haiz...

at abt 6pm, i went to canteen bought bubble tea, surprising saw him taken dinner at canteen, but i nv bring along my handphoto and camera, alamak....2nd time missed the photo taken....haiz haiz haiz....

Finally finisher our whole day work.....

SEE...WHO IS TAT??? surprising........at the Reception area...we met tat handsome guy...."The Little Nyonya" actor...tat Japanese Boy....Dai Yang Tian...wow....can't believe tat, met him 3 time in difference places....of coz....tis time cannot missed again....yeah!!!! finally.....see...he so handsome rite?

Here got his some simple intro and news....

年龄：24
身高: 1.85米
体重: 73公斤
生日: 12月 27日

CH8 new Sports show called "兵乓圆" is start shooting in mid of Dec....

众演员有鐘琴、洪赐健、戴阳天等

那天(4 Dec)众演员正在认真练球。戴阳天穿着简单的运动衣，头发没特别梳理，蓄着唇须，一副普通人的样子。也许他还没有察觉到自己日渐窜红，又或者他本来就是如此随性。

As the same time, DJ fm 93.3...Dennis Zhou is there oso, he is the very funny guy and friendly....

B4 went bk....must take a 'family' photo.....

一種叫理所當然的習慣

2008-11-18T20:27:00.000+08:00

上了一天班，回到家裡，丈夫只會粗聲粗氣的說：
「飯煮好了沒？我餓死了。」
對妻子的忙碌辛苦視而不見。

有一天，丈夫帶著未婚獨居的同事回家，
同事一進門，老婆接過兩人的公事包和外套，
丈夫還是老話：「飯煮好了沒？」
同事卻說:「大嫂，對不起，麻煩你了。」

看到一桌熱騰騰的飯菜，同事感動的差點掉下淚來：
「一回家就有熱飯熱菜可吃的感覺真好！
哪像我，每天回家都只有冰冷的牆壁迎接我。」

然後埋頭拼命吃菜，彷彿一輩子都沒吃過飯的；
對老婆的手藝讚不絕口，
一盤簡單的炒青菜都被他說得像什麼山珍海味的。
老婆眉開眼笑，不斷的夾菜給同事，還說：「請用。」

老公反而被冷落一邊。

吃完飯，老公照例拍拍屁股，
想移到客廳沙發看電視、聊聊天，
正想開口叫老婆倒茶；
那個不識好歹的同事，竟然幫忙收拾碗筷，
還不忘跟老婆道謝：
「大嫂，謝謝你費心做這麼豐盛的晚餐請我。
這些碗盤我來洗就好。」

老婆當然不會讓客人洗碗。

這時，丈夫說：「泡茶。」
雞婆的同事居然說：
「大嫂，你告訴我茶葉在哪裡，我自已來就好。」

同事走了之後，老婆一邊洗澡一邊唱歌。
丈夫問你為什麼那麼高興？
老婆說：
「我煮了十幾年的菜給你吃，
你從來也沒有跟我說一聲謝謝。
吃完飯不但不幫忙洗碗，
還要我泡茶侍候你。
你看看你那個同事多懂事。」

老公回答：
「因為他第一次來我們家啊，
因為他不認識你啊，
你等著看好了，看他結婚之後，會不會跟老婆說謝謝。」

為什麼？
為什麼面對至親的人，我們總覺得一切都是理所當然，
而忽略了最基本的禮貌和感謝？

老婆為什麼一定要煮飯？
因為那是她的工作、她份內的事？
因為她愛你。

丈夫為什麼要辛苦工作受到老闆指責、剝削仍然不敢辭職？
因為他愛你.

愛不是理所當然，愛是得來不易。

有人說，女人最傻，只要你給她一句讚美、一句感謝，
她就會無怨無悔的為你做牛馬。

其實男人也是。
在家的時候，放一缸熱水，
接過他沈重的公事包，跟他說聲：老公你辛苦了。
他在辦公室受到再大的委屈，也忘的一乾二淨。

只是一句讚美，只是一句「請、謝謝、對不起」，
愛情裡多了多少甜蜜和安慰？
下一次，別忘了對你的愛人說：謝謝你。

幸福的長相：
一句平凡的話語，卻有著神奇的力量。

燙傷處理新法!

2008-11-07T22:38:00.000+08:00

★ 未破皮處之燙傷處理> > (熱水、熱湯、熱油、摩托車煙管、蒸氣燙傷)

燒傷如果沒有馬上降溫與止痛，未來的辛路歷程是可想而知。
當燙傷時第一時間不是很痛，是因為身體有百分之 0.9
的鹽繼續吸皮膚發炎的熱而變成越來越灼熱痛，
我們用鹽把熱吸過去就不痛了，因為鹽有吸熱和滲透的特性，
民俗廟會過火撒鹽就是這個原理。

我向一位年長的婦女說燙傷須馬上泡冰鹽水：
有一次她跌倒整隻手掌插入熱油鍋裡，她整隻手掌藏入鹽堆裡，
結果手心手背都好了，指縫起水泡是因為沒有把手指頭張開，
還高興的向我說謝謝

像一般家庭小燙傷：沖水後用很厚的鹽再用濕的面紙敷蓋，偶爾加水！！
只要離開鹽不痛約三小時就好了，不需敷藥也沒有留下疤痕。

(註：皮膚未破皮用大量的鹽沒有關係)

My Bangkok Trip....2nd day

2008-11-02T20:41:00.000+08:00

This is my 2nd day's breakfast....wanna eat full full then can shop for whole day.....

Ya, we wanna go to our.....

5th Location: Chatuchak Market Bangkok (Weekend market)

We take the skytrain (BTS) to Mo Chit station and exit down the right-hand stairs, follow the crowd for a five-minute walk, and you're there.

Getting to Chatuchak Weekend Market early will give you the advantage of getting there before the crowds, and escaping the heat...

At Chatuchak Market, There are two ways to approach your shopping excursion.

Firstly, to get a free map from one of the information kiosks and (try to) plan your adventure through the never-ending maze of crowded, narrow alleys that are, surprisingly, numbered. But, it's so big that even with a map you might find yourself going around in circles.

Areas are also demarcated in colour zones with clothing and fashion items grouped together, a section for household goods, crafts, pets, art and collectables, plants, wholesale items, food, and everything in between.

The second way is to just follow your instincts and leave it all up to karma. Either way, it's virtually impossible to see it all in one day - and even more unlikely that you won't find something to get excited aboutIf you are able to keep track of where you're going and can cover a big part of the market, you'll be amazed with the sheer variety of merchandise.

From roosters and chopsticks to vinyl records and a pair of Levi hipsters that you haven't seen in shops for years. You can buy a python, beautiful orchids, garden furniture, and camo wear. Or beads, fake antiques, the latest Caf- del Mar CD...

The earlier you get there, the better too. Not only to make sure you have enough time to cover it all, but also to get a head-start before it gets too crowdy and hot.

轉寄: 一位國文老師的告白

2008-10-31T20:23:00.001+08:00

我是個國中的國文老師，生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!
字醜就算了，還會自己學倉頡創字!!
創字就算了，還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!
每次都改到哭笑不得……………
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１、元旦時，我們全家一起到歷史博物館參觀「冰馬桶」…
師評：有這樣的東西嗎？我也要去！（兵馬俑）

２、早上起床整裡「遺容」後，我們到學校集合，搭車前往墾丁畢業旅行
師評：不知道你家是哪一家殯儀館？老師一直都不知道…（儀容）

３、昨晚左眼皮跳個不停，當時就覺得那是「胸罩」，果然今天皮夾被扒走了!
師評：孩子，你已經這麼大了嗎？（凶兆）

４、報上說重金屬污染過的牡蠣，可「治」癌…
師評：一字之差，養蚵人家翻身矣！我是不是該趕快去養牡蠣？會賺到翻哦… （致癌）

５、昨晚我和同學到速食店吃晚餐，我們點了兩個漢堡、「雞份一塊」…
師評：好吃嗎？雞糞？（雞塊一份）

６、星期天準備外出逛街時，匆忙之間不小心給「肛門」夾到，真倒楣!!
師評：老師很好奇──誰的肛門這麼大…？（鋼門）

７、四下無人，不要從背後拍我肩膀，我很容易「受精」…
師評：孩子，我可能是你爸哦…老師記得曾這樣讓很多人「受精」喔!（受驚）

８、逛完花市後，我花錢買下「賤男」，準備帶回家過年。
師評：發音正確一點，「劍蘭」會哭的…

９、我的歷史老師長髮披肩，個子矮小，脾氣不好，有一點點「胸」…
師評：歷史老師要我轉告你「等下上歷史課﹐皮給我繃緊一點。」（兇）

１０、我認為自己是個品學兼「憂」的好學生…
師評：你是該憂了──不及格。（優）

１１、在「崎嶇坎坷」的人生「康莊大道」上，我們要堅定方向…
師評：此路可繼世界八大奇蹟兵馬俑之後，登上第九大奇蹟。

１２、從小就住在我們家隔壁的陳伯伯住家三樓最後面一間廚房不知道為什麼會三不五時地飄來一陣又一陣烹煮紅燒牛肉時所散發出來的濃濃迷人中藥味道…
師評：明天麻煩你一口氣唸完這句給我聽，不准換氣。

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這次出的作文題目是：美食與我

我非常沾沾自喜，相當期待這麼生活化又簡單的題目
一定能讓他們發揮的淋漓盡致，可以減輕我每次改作文到快往生的噩運!!!

沒想到我錯了!!!!!!!

這些天兵天將們每個都是未來的棟樑????……
節錄一些下來:

1.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，但是生魚片最讓我困擾的地方就是他的魚刺很多。

2.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，唯一美中不足的是，他總是沒煮熟。

3.我最喜歡吃的美食是青菜，青菜中最喜歡吃的美食是白菜，為什麼喜歡吃白菜呢？因為他是青菜的一種（繞口令嗎？）

4.我最喜歡吃滷肉飯跟貢丸湯，他們對我來說不只是一種美食，而是……兩種美食。
（真是謝謝你的數學教學）

5.我最喜歡吃外婆煮的菜，裡面包含了很多愛心，但是萬一外婆死了我就吃不到了，所以我要趁外婆還活著的時候，叫他每天煮三餐給我吃。 （這算虐待老人嗎？）

6.我最喜歡吃那種在外面跑的雞肉（所以你要吃雞肉前都要追著他跑？）

7.我最喜歡吃美食，是那種出現陸地上，天天都看的到的那種肉（人肉？）

8.我對美食的要求很嚴格，他不能是由一位傷心的廚師做出來的 （連續劇看太多了，孩子）

9.媽媽很厲害，他下廚以後，可以把一顆蛋變成一顆荷包蛋（不然呢？）

10.每次媽媽煮完菜我們全家都會歡呼，於是媽媽就走進廚房再做第二道 （原來你家都是一道菜煮完再煮一道…）

11.我很喜歡跟爸爸去逛夜市，因為美食都能讓我感到垂涎三尺，只要我看到那些食物出現，就會跟爸爸說我要吃這個我要吃那個結果我當然什麼都沒吃到 （好心酸的孩子）

12.我最喜歡吃媽媽煮的菜，跟外面賣的差的可遠呢! （那到底是好吃還是不好吃？）

13.世界上美食很多，其中我最喜歡吃的外國料理是台南擔仔麵 （同學，請問你是哪國人？）

14.生魚片實在是太好吃了，每次一想到我的口水都會緩緩的滴下來… （慢動作嗎？）

15.有一樣食物讓我百吃不厭，那就是雙胞胎，名字聽起來大家一定都會覺得很奇怪，沒錯，他就是很奇怪（這樣有解釋到嗎？）

16.我吃東西總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛! （我呼吸總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛…！）

有前輩說：他上輩子殺了人，所以這輩子處罰他當老師。
唉...我想我不只殺了人，還是………………

殺..錯..人….

才會淪落到當國文老師………

換小學老師了:

１。題目：一邊……一邊……
小朋友寫：他一邊脫衣服，一邊穿褲子。
老師批語：他到底是要脫還是要穿啊？

２。題目：其中
小朋友寫：我的其中一只左腳受傷了。
老師批語：你是蜈蚣嗎？

３。題目：陸陸續續
小朋友寫：下班了，爸爸陸陸續續的回家了。
老師批語：你到底有幾個爸爸呀？

４。題目：難過
小朋友寫：我家門前有條水溝很難過。
老師批語：老師更難過。

５。題目：又又
小朋友寫：我的媽媽又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老師批語；你的媽媽是變形金鋼嗎？

６。題目：你看
小朋友寫：你看什麼看！沒看過啊
老師批語：沒看過

７。題目：欣欣向榮
小朋友寫：欣欣向榮榮告白。
老師批語：連續劇不要看太多了！

８。題目：好吃
小朋友寫：好吃個屁。
老師批語：有些東西是不能吃的。

９。題目：天真
小朋友寫：今天真熱。
老師批語：你真天真。

１０。題目：果然
小朋友寫：昨天我吃水果，然後喝涼水。
老師批語：是詞組，不能分開的。

１１。題目：先……再……，例題：先吃飯，再冼澡。
小朋友寫：先生，再見！
老師批語：想像力超過了地球人的智慧。

１２。題目：況且
小朋友寫：一列火車經過，況且況且況且況且況且況
老師批語：我死了算了

My Bangkok Trip....1st day (Part 3)

2008-10-30T21:47:00.000+08:00

3rd Location: Chinatown

Bangkok's Chinatown, is a good place to head to for a wonderful dining experience. The area houses some of the best and most expensive Chinese restaurants in the city, along with many of the best and cheapest food stalls, you’ll also find sacks of roasted chestnuts, sequins, feather boas, eccentric virility boosters and martial art weapons.

Birds Nest and Shark Fin Soup is two of the most luxurious foods in the world are widely available in Bangkok, must try ohh....

The street stall, seem like not......but still try it loh!!! =P

4th Location: MBK (Mah Boon Krong)

The multi-storey MBK, or Mah Boon Krong, is probably Bangkok's most legendary shopping mall, popular with both tourists and locals. Eight floors packed with 2,000 shops that sell everything from clothing, fashion accessories, handbags, leather products and luggage to furniture, mobile phones, electric appliances, cameras, stationery and DVD's (and then some).
MBK (launched in 1986) is a beehive of activity, especially on weekends, when half of Bangkok converges to shop for bargains. And plenty of bargains are to be found here!

(haha...i nv take the photo fm MBK....)

My Bangkok Trip....1st day (Part 2)

2008-10-29T21:33:00.001+08:00

2nd location: Wat Pho (วัดโพธิ์) - The 9 Wonders of Wat Pho

It is generally known to the Thais, is mainly famous for the huge Reclining Buddha statue it houses. At 20 acres large, it is the largest Wat in Bangkok, and is technically the oldest too, as it was built around 200 years before Bangkok became Thailand's capital. However, today the Wat today bears virtually no resemblance to that originally constructed, as it was almost entirely rebuilt by Rama I when the capital was moved to Bangkok. It holds the dual honors of having both Thailand's largest reclining Buddha image and the most number of Buddha images in Thailand.

The highly impressive gold plated reclining Buddha is 46 meters long and 15 meters high, and is designed to illustrate the passing of the Buddha into nirvana. The feet and the eyes are engraved with mother-of-pearl decoration, and the feet also show the 108 auspicious characteristics of the true Buddha.

1. Phra Buddhasaiyas (Viharn Phranorn)The Viharn of the Reclining Buddha

The Vihara (pronounced Viharn) of the Reclining Buddha houses the Reclining Buddha of the reign of King Rama III. This is the largest and one of the finest Buddha images to be found in the kingdom. The mother-of-pearl inlay at the feet of the image is of the Thai-Chinese style, as indicated by 108 auspicious signs portraying natural scenes of both Indian and Chinese influences.

2. Sala Rai or Satellite Pavilions

The North Pavilion is a library of inscriptions on Thai traditional massage. Thirty-two drawings of massage techniques are depicted on the ceiling of the veranda. There are also inscriptions of the first Thai proverbs known as Supasit Phra Ruang, Thai literary works called Kritsana Sorn Nong, and a portrait of the Royal Kathin Procession.

3. Phra Maha Chedi Si Rajakarn

This consists of a group of four huge pagodas surrounded by a white wall with sheltered gates built in the Thai-Chinese style and decorated with colour-glazed tiles and Chinese rockery guardians. The pagodas consist of Phra Maha Chedi Sri Sanpetdayarn, Phra Maha Chedi Dilok Dhammakaroknitarn, Phra Maha Chedi Muni Batborikharn, and Phra Maha Chedi Song Phra Srisuriyothai.

4. The Legend of Songkran

The Nang Songkran legend involves King Kabilaprom and Prince Thammaban. These characters are depicted on the inner walls of the porticos constructed during the reign of King Rama III.

5. The World Heritage Inscriptions

Wat Pho and the Fine Arts Department have worked in cooperation to establish a museum of Buddha images in the different art styles. The images are classified into three major categories including Buddhist Art, the Buddha's Marks and the Buddha's Attitudes. Wat Pho has been included in the UNESCO Memory of the World (MOW) Programme for 2009. The temple was recognized for the historic inscriptions and hermit statues teaching traditional Thai yoga housed inside it.

6. Wat Pho Giants

The outer walls of the Phra Mondob feature a collection of famous Thai proverbs called Kloang Lokaniti and scenes from the legend about the fight between the giants of Wat Pho Giants and Wat Jaeng that resulted in the emergence of Tha Tien pier.

7. Sala Karn Parien

The Sala Karn Parien pavilion was built in the Ayutthaya period as the main chapel of Wat Phodharam and was later restored during the reign of King Rama III. The principal Buddha image of Wat Phodharam named "Phra Buddha Sassada" was once enshrined here.

8. Phra Buddha Deva Patimakorn

The main chapel was constructed during the reign of King Rama I in the Ayutthaya style. The principal Buddha image is Phra Buddha Deva Patimakorn in the gesture of a seated Buddha on a three-tiered pedestal called Phra Pang Smardhi.

9. Contorted Hermit Mount

The Contorted Hermit Mount was built during the reign of King Rama I. It was the centre of medical science and knowledge from the Ayutthaya period, reflected by statues of hermits or Rishi practicing physical exercises.

These huge stone guards stand at the inner gates.

Wat Pho is also winner of the Award of Outstanding Performance in the 7th Thailand Tourism Awards 2008 in the Cultural Tourist Site – Central Region award category.

TICKETS:
Free admission throughout October 2008

1 November 2008 – 6 April 2009Ticket price: 200 baht per person

Purchase 10 tickets and receive one free ticket

Address:

1600 Petchaburi Road, Makkasan, RajateveeBangkok 10400Thailand

Non stop walking for few hours.....is time to let my precious legs to rest awhile, let the Thai Massage lady used Thai traditional massage to given them relaxed and comfortable....maybe is too comfortable, me really fall as slept on half way massage, just awhile lah! is over abt..... less than 10min....hahaha......

My Bangkok Trip....1st day (Part 1)

2008-10-27T22:57:00.001+08:00

Yeah!!! is time to travelling....nv go for travel since my honey moon in 1999, tat time we went to Soul, Korea.....almost 10 years already.....so poor u see......

We planning tis trip since few months ago, finally got chance & time went together with frienz to Shopping Heaven....BANGKOK....is my dreamz Shopping Paradise...think tis time must shop till drop...=PTis my Swiss Air dinner.....Curry Chicken Rice, quite nice leh! , ohh no!!! is supper already coz they served at abt 9.40pm liao!!! sure gain 500gms of fat..... :-(We stay in The Asia Hotel Bangkok, is centrally located for easy access to all the shopping and popular attractions of Thailand's exciting capital city.

U oso can go through 2nd floor to Skytrain Stn...'N1 Ratchathewi', is very convenience....

Tis is my 1st day Breakfast...i ate alots rite? nice nice...must eat full full...then got energy for walk and shop whole day mah....

Our 1st location: Erawan Shrine

Fm The Asia Hotel Bangkok , we used to walk abt 15min to our 1st location, on the way to Erawan Shrine, we went passed the Royal Thai Police HeadQuarters, of coz stopped and take a pic....

Traffic jam...see!!! Thai Taxi very colorfull loh!!! Pink, Orange, Blue, Green...etc....Finally reach Erawan Shrine......

The Erawan Shrine (Thai: ศาลพระพรหม, San Phra Phrom) is a Hindu shrine in Bangkok, Thailand that houses a statue of Phra Phrom, the Thai representation of the Hindu creation god Brahma. A popular tourist attraction, it often features performances by resident Thai dance troupes, who are hired by worshippers in return for seeing their prayers at the shrine answered. On March 21, 2006, a man vandalised the shrine and was subsequently killed by bystanders.

Location:

The shrine is located by the Grand Hyatt Erawan hotel, at the Ratchaprasong intersection of Ratchadamri Road and in Pathum Wan district, Bangkok, Thailand. It is near the Bangkok Skytrain's Chitlom Station, which has an elevated walkway overlooking the shrine. The area has many shopping malls nearby, including Gaysorn, CentralWorld and Amarin Plaza.

漫画......好得意

2008-10-22T21:03:00.004+08:00

每天都會遇到的難題

馬克說：大家意見多多又想裝隨和，苦了出主意的人，真的超度爛。

午餐對於上班族來說實在是個非常重要的事。它是你在迷迷糊糊一個上午，血糖降到最低點且就快要撅過去時的解套方式，是你可以名正言順離開公司外出透氣的理由，你也必須利用這段時間與連絡同事間的感情以鞏固自己的人脈，雖然這些感情僅止於同事間的八卦、一起討論老闆的智商為何可以低成這樣、以及客戶的子女到底有沒有屁眼等等...只是通常午餐只有一個小時的時間，你無法離開太遠，以我的經驗，就算你在生活機能超好的地方上班，你所能選擇的店面也大概就是30至50家，扣掉那些點一杯白開水就要80元還有那種髒到你以為是公廁改建的小吃店之外，你能選擇的大概不到30家。再加上你的〝飯友〞中有不吃牛肉的、不吃有腳的、不吃海鮮的、吃素的...你能選擇已經所剩無幾。所以當在一家公司過了試用期之後，附近可以吃的東西大概也吃過幾輪了，所以往後的日子就會陷入這個每天都要面對的難題，我不騙你，我們曾經為了中午要吃什麼還開過小組會議，大家討論之熱烈甚至超越公司的月會。可悲的是，你其實還不太能夠選擇不和大家一起吃飯。

獨自去吃你自己想吃的東西絕對是個錯誤，因為在這個注重團隊的時代，再加上你又剛好只是個金字塔底層的小職員，你隨時要表現出來的就是你非常重視團體行動，你不該有自己的喜好，一切要以大家為主，若是你自己獨自用餐，你立刻就會成為別人餐桌上的八卦話題，從猜測你被甩到你根本就是一個因為家暴而造成的自閉兒都有可能，這些話不久就會傳到你的主管耳中，接著你就很有可能成為需要被特別“關照“的一員，而忙碌的主管往往也懶得花時間去關懷你，不如直接叫你滾蛋，然後找個願意和大家一起吃飯的人來還比較省事。因此每天的午餐基本上就是你調劑身心以及保護自己的重要活動，可千萬不可輕看。

馬克說：辦公室中的真心話往往出現在掛下電話後的30秒

在辦公室上班的大部分時間你聽到的都是冠冕堂皇的場面話，尤其是在電話交談方面，更是高來高去，言不由衷。但是你若是仔細觀察一下掛下電話後每個人的反應，你就會發現每個人真情流露的一面，純真且不帶虛偽，不論是言語或是身體動作都一樣，充分的表達了每個人內心最單純的一面....無知的老闆，別怪他

我向你保證，大部分的老闆都不知道原來當老闆不如想像那樣美好。當他們陰錯陽差的當上了老闆之後，他會立刻發現自己要懂得如何看懂財務報表、如何逃漏稅、如何週轉資金、如何控制成本、如何哄騙客戶、如何蒙蔽股東、如何欺瞞下屬 ...這些都是他之前從沒做過的複雜事，遠遠超出他的腦袋所能負荷，所以老闆們的大腦會立刻啟動防禦機制：將自己的智商降到國小程度，這樣這些複雜煩人的事情就不至於讓他們想撞牆而死。

但是在這樣的前提之下，老闆就很容易造成許多災難。因為智商退化，所以他對於所有細節都不清楚，但是不幸的，為了鞏固老闆崇高的地位，他也必須對很多事提出自己的意見，而這些意見大多只是個人的偏好，完全容不下任何異己，更慘的是你還不能不聽！就算他宣稱還是會以大家的意見為準，我只能說你千萬別相信，這只是他假民主的伎倆～所以聰明的下屬當然是連個屁也不敢放...當然啦，誰敢挺身站出來當著老闆的面說：「嘿～老闆，你說得這些都是狗屁，我們做過了完善的市場調查，數據顯示你只是一個活在自己世界裡的蠢蛋！」若是有，請一定要告訴我，我多年之後一定會和我的孫兒訴說你的故事，讓他們知道人性美好的一面。

狀況外的老闆總是亂給建議，員工也不敢吭聲，只能苦了自己

只能說男人真命苦....

大體上來說，男生在傳統的輿論壓力下，必須在事業上要有所成就才可能掙得少許的社會地位，所以大多數的男人必須好好努力打拼，不為自己，也要為父母、為妻兒。因此在職場上就要付出較多的代價，而且絕對包含〝尊嚴〞，尤其你還是在小職員的時候...

輕鬆一下

2008-10-20T21:38:00.000+08:00

WOMAN

2008-10-15T21:58:00.000+08:00

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing
If you agree with all her likes, she is amusing
If you don’t, you are not understanding
If you make romance, you are an ‘experienced’ man
If you don’t, you are half a man
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it is bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complaints it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says ‘that’s a gal’s way’
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
If she is visited by another, ‘Oh! It’s natural, we’re gals!’
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her too often, she yells you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the stree, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks its just one of the man’s tactics
If you stare at other, she accuses you of filrting
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

Oh GOD,
You created those creatures called ‘WOMAN’
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so strong
So confusing, yet so desirable

So, tell me what to do…

Beauty Perfection 完美大挑战2008

2008-10-04T22:50:00.006+08:00

Citispa Beauty Perfection 完美大挑战2008 is coming soon... will start showing on TV on 14 Dec, see u every Friday nite 8pm, me will show on episode 5 & 6...it will be 12 & 19 Dec...see u then...

Today afternoon the Mediacorp Host 王绿江, 王建复 , 林翠芳 & Film Produce Teams went to AMK HUB to seek the ppl who need to transform...This is a variety programme in which the hosts go to different locations to scout for contestants with skin/ body imperfections. Each week, there is a different theme for the type of contestants they look for.

The selection of contestants for the finals is through voting by the public. These selected finalists then undergo an intensive treatment programme at CITISPA to solve their skin and figure problems.

ya, me is the one of the conteatant....so lucky rite? haha...

Wow...u see, still got friends/shopper suport me leh! not bad not bad.... =)

Super Import Nights 2008

2008-09-21T23:21:00.002+08:00

Today went to 'Super Import Nights' coz got free tix, tis is my 1st time went to such motoshow, gd experience... Super Import Nights is returning with a bigger and better line-up of heavily modified performance cars, pimped up rides, exotic super cars, a huge display of performance parts and accessories and cool new rides. Also featured at the show will be the finals for the Autostyling showdown, a DJ Battle, hot import babes and not forgetting drift and stunt shows.

:: Show Info 2008 ::

Event: Super Import Nights 2008

Venue: Singapore Expo Hall 5

Date/s: September 18 to 21, 2008

Show Operation Hours: 5PM – 10PM on Sept 18
10AM – 10PM from Sept 19 to Sept 21

Ticket Price: S$10.00 for adults
S$5.00 for children below 12 yrs

Drift Session: 4 Times daily from Sept 19 to 21 (Check daily timing at ticketing booth)

Cute Mini Motorcycle...see B4?

:: Super Import Babes 2008 ::

At Super Import Nights 2008, you will get to see Super Import Babes not only from USA but also from Japan and Thailand! Lots of MAN keep shooting pic for young babes....cos they wear short mini skirt...

But most of the MAN shoot the other side babes, coz they wear bikini... :)

Funny Chinese Comics

2008-09-21T23:05:00.001+08:00

Funny Comic

2008-09-20T23:22:00.000+08:00

人生经典的8个问题，您曾经思考过吗？

2008-09-20T22:39:00.000+08:00

问题一：如果你家附近有一家餐厅，东西又贵又难吃，桌上还爬着蟑螂，你会因为它很近很方便，就一而再、再而三地光临吗？　

回答：你一定会说，这是什么烂问题，谁那么笨，花钱买罪受？可同样的情况换个场合，自己或许就做类似的蠢事。不少男女都曾经抱怨过他们的情人或配偶品性不端，三心二意，不负责任。明知在一起没什么好的结果，怨恨已经比爱还多，但却“不知道为什么”还是要和他搅和下去，分不了手。说穿了，只是为了不甘，为了习惯，这不也和光临餐厅一样？

——做人，为什么要过于执著？！

问题二：如果你不小心丢掉100块钱，只知道它好像丢在某个你走过的地方，你会花200块钱的车费去把那100块找回来吗？

回答：一个超级愚蠢的问题。可是，相似的事情却在人生中不断发生。做错了一件事，明知自己有问题，却怎么也不肯认错，反而花加倍的时间来找藉口，让别人对自己的印象大打折扣。被人骂了一句话，却花了无数时间难过，道理相同。为一件事情发火，不惜损人不利已，不惜血本，不惜时间，只为报复，不也一样无聊？失去一个人的感情，明知一切已无法挽回，却还是那么伤心，而且一伤心就是好几年，还要借酒浇愁，形销骨立。其实这样一点用也没有，只是损失更多。

——做人，干吗为难自己？！

问题三：你会因为打开报纸发现每天都有车祸，就不敢出门吗？　

回答：这是个什么烂问题？当然不会，那叫因噎废食。而有不少人却曾说：现在的离婚率那么高，让我都不敢谈恋爱了。说得还挺理所当然。也有不少女人看到有关的诸多报道，就对自己的另一半忧心忡忡，这不也是类似的反应？所谓乐观，就是得相信：虽然道路多艰险，我还是那个会平安过马路的人，只要我小心一点，不必害怕过马路。 ——做人，先要相信自己。

问题四：你相信每个人随便都可以成功立业吗？　

回答：当然不会相信。但据观察，有人总是在听完成功人士绞尽脑汁的建议，比如说，多读书，多练习之后，问了另一个问题？那不是很难？我们都想在3分钟内学好英文，在5分钟内解决所有难题，难道成功是那么容易的吗？改变当然是难的。成功只因不怕困难，所以才能出类拔萃。有一次坐在出租车上，听见司机看到自己前后都是高档车，兀自感叹：“唉，为什么别人那么有钱，我的钱这么难赚？” 我心血来潮，问他：“你认为世上有什么钱是好赚的？”他答不出来，过了半晌才说：好像都是别人的钱比较好赚。其实任何一个成功者都是艰辛取得。我们实在不该抱怨命运。

——做人，依靠自己！

问题五：你认为完全没有打过篮球的人，可以当很好的篮球教练吗？

回答：当然不可能，外行不可能领导内行。可是，有许多人，对某个行业完全不了解，只听到那个行业好赚钱，就马上开起业来了。我看过对穿着没有任何口味、或根本不在乎穿着的人，梦想却是开间服装店；不知道电脑怎么开机的人，却想在网上聊天，结果道听途说，却不反省自己是否专业能力不足，只抱怨时不我与。

——做人，量力而行。

问题六：相似但不相同的问题：你是否认为，篮球教练不上篮球场，闭着眼睛也可以主导一场完美的胜利？　

回答：有病啊，当然是不可能的。可是却有不少朋友，自己没有时间打理，却拼命投资去开咖啡馆，开餐厅，开自己根本不懂的公司，火烧屁股一样急着把辛苦积攒的积蓄花掉，去当一个稀里糊涂的投资人。亏的总是比赚的多，却觉得自己是因为运气不好，而不是想法出了问题。

——做人，记得反省自己。

问题七：你宁可永远后悔，也不愿意试一试自己能否转败为胜？

解答：恐怕没有人会说：“对，我就是这样的孬种”吧。然而，我们却常常在不该打退堂鼓时拼命打退堂鼓，为了恐惧失败而不敢尝试成功。以关颖珊赢得2000年世界花样滑冰冠军时的精彩表现为例：她一心想赢得第一名，然而在最后一场比赛前，她的总积分只排名第三位，在最后的自选曲项目上，她选择了突破，而不是少出错。在4分钟的长曲中，结合了最高难度的三周跳，并且还大胆地连跳了两次。她也可能会败得很难看，但是她毕竟成功了。她说：“因为我不想等到失败，才后悔自己还有潜力没发挥。” 一个中国伟人曾说；胜利的希望和有利情况的恢复，往往产生于再坚持一下的努力之中。

——做人，何妨放手一搏。

问题八：你的时间无限，长生不老，所以最想做的事，应该无限延期？

回答：不，傻瓜才会这样认为。然而我们却常说，等我老了，要去环游世界；等我退休，就要去做想做的事情；等孩子长大了，我就可以…… 我们都以为自己有无限的时间与精力。其实我们可以一步一步实现理想，不必在等待中徒耗生命。如果现在就能一步一步努力接近，我们就不会活了半生，却出现自己最不想看到的结局。

——做人，要活在当下。

Happy Moon Festival 中秋节快乐

2008-09-14T10:36:00.015+08:00

今天是中秋节，是一家大小团圆，一起赏月的日子。。。中秋节当然少不了吃月饼，提灯笼。。。昨天晚上就到附近的联络所出席中秋晚会，去凑凑热闹。。。

各种型型色色的月饼在市场上都可以买到，可是你可知道它的热量有多少吗？在还没吃月饼之前，让我们来看看其中几个月饼的热量吧！。。。以每100gm来计算。。。

Ex：

Pure Lotus - 380.0 kcal

Pure Lotus w/Single Yolk - 434.0 kcal

White Lotus w/Single Yolk (Reduced Sugar) - 405.0 kcal

White Lotus w/Double Yolk (Reduced Sugar) - 440.0 kcal

Shanghai white Lotus w/Single Yolk (Reduced Sugar) - 457.0 kcal

Ginseng Wolfberry - 402.0 kcal

Emerald Delight - 408.0 kcal

Pear Delight - 364.0 kcal

Green Tea Red Bean - 386.0 kcal

Corn Custard - 414.0 kcal

月饼盒也是一些爱收集‘垃圾’的人的收藏品。。。
许多家长都带各自的小孩到现场去感染气氛，提灯笼，吃月饼，让小孩们知道中秋节是怎么一个节日？这就是昨天晚上在联络所出席的中秋晚会，场面非常热闹。。。

晚会主持是FM.958的汪丽真以及久违了的前新视艺人杨信权。

他是前新视艺人杨信权，大家还记得他吗？
最让小孩开心的Areobatics Show, 也是节目的高潮。。。

看！！！像不像议员在拉票？？？。。。‘请投我一票’。。。

最让年轻人受不了的民族舞蹈。。。老人舞蹈。。。哈哈。。。。

My New Toy...SONY VAIO Laptop

2008-09-06T23:36:00.002+08:00

Yeah!! tis is my new toy....SONY VAIO VGN-CR353 Laptop...is my fantastic favor colour...PINK...

It delightfully charming, lustrous Luxury Pink sends just the right message — totally cute and with an unmistakeable style all its own. A bright 14.1” LCD goes easy on the eyes, and an onboard 1.3-megapixel camera is great for taking snaps. Luminous trim and glowing LEDs brighten your life.

Features:-

- The latest Intel® Core™2 Duo Processor T8100(2.10GHz)
- Genuine Windows Vista® Home Premium (killed alots of memory...haiz..)
- 14.1" WXGA display(1280 x 800)
- Built-in 1.3 megapixel camera: MOTION EYE (very clear wor!)
- Connect to TV: S-Video Out Connector
- Simple entertainment access: AV Buttons
Actually i hv 2 desktop to use but kana virus and formatted oso cannot use lei! the msg ask me to insert Disk to re-run the window again and again...dunno y lei? (PC used on my hand sure die, dunno y tat virus like to follow me...haha...:P)

me is IT idiot lah! used so many way and asking ppl oso cannot fixed it...ask my IT ppl, they said dunno wor? IT ppl dunno then how i know wor? so....better go and buy new one loh!!! hehe...

Luckily I saved all my things in my thumb drive liao! if not...haha...die loh!!!

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SONY News:

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[Applicable VGN-TZ Models]

VGN-TZ18GN

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My Free Play Station Portable

2008-08-18T23:48:00.005+08:00

Ya, tats my 1st SONY PSP2000RP......is my fantastic favor colour...Rose Pink....yeah!!! and its FREE some more....(tats important......hehehe....)

Really nv playing PSP B4....haha...i hv lots of games wor now....think got more than 150 games bah!!!...hehe...so happy...

U know the actual price for tis PSP? is S$280.00 wor!!! exclusive Original Games and Memory Stick PRO Duo....

Features:

SLIM & LITE PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) - Rose Pink

Photos: Carry your favorite pictures with you wherever you go.

Music: Enjoy your favorite music whenever, wherever you like! It’s easy to save and play your favorite MP3s.

Network: With Wi-Fi functionality you can go online with your PSP® or communicate directly with other PSP® systems. Play games online, browse the web and more.

Games: Dazzling widescreen LCD brings gaming to life! With the new Video out connector, you can even play it on your TV screen!

Movies & Video: Watch full-length, feature movies and TV shows - over 430 UMD™ movies and TV shows available. Or watch videos saved to your Memory Stick Duo™. You can even watch them on TV simply by plugging into a TV using optional Video Out cables.

Multiplayer: Choose whom to play, where to play and when to play - two multiplayer modes let you take on the world or just your buddies.

Enhancements: Make your PSP® go further. Watch recorded TV with TiVoToGo™. Watch live TV wirelessly with LocationFree® TV. Connect to the internet with T-Mobile.

Evolution: The PSP® is constantly evolving with exciting new features in each system software update. Discover the potential that internet access brings to your PSP® by checking out the Official PSP® Website directly from your PSP®.

Morning B/Fast Show in Singapore FM 98

2008-08-13T21:54:00.002+08:00

Below conversation really happened on S'pore radio recently, I think some of U in the South had heard it on the radio too.

THIS IS REALLY FUNNY!

DJ : Good morning. This is Power 98 & do you want to play a game?

Contestant : Yeah, why not.

DJ : Good. It is a simple game. When I say something you have to give an answer that is opposite to what I have said. For eg. when I say Sharp, you have to answer Blunt. OK?

Contestant : OK.

DJ : Sun

Contestant : Moon.

DJ : Black

Contestant : White.

DJ : Tall

Contestant : Short.

DJ : Dog

Contestant : Cat.

DJ : Man

Contestant : Woman

DJ : Cock

Contestant : CHIBAI !!!

RADIO SILENCE !!!!!!

DJ : These things sometimes happen and we are on live. Let's take a commercial break here....

Happy B'day Singapore

2008-08-09T23:16:00.004+08:00

Happy 43rd Birthday To。。。。

。。。。。 Singapore....

Some 200,000 gathered at Marina Bay on Saturday to mark Singapore’s 43rd birthday.

"Money No Enough 2" (钱不够用2) Movie Blog Aloud

2008-08-06T23:40:00.005+08:00

Yesterday morning my best friend just online booked the tic for nite time show, during the lunch time Ring fm J-Team said tat they invit me go to thier movie Blog Aloud event tonite....and tis is my 2nd time to watch the show...

Ya! i m invited to the movie screening at GV Vivo City on 6 Aug.

Wat is the "BLOG ALOUD" ? is 45 minutes Q&A session Director & Producer...

Synopsis:

Ten-years since the first Money No Enough, local celebrity auteur Jack Neo's "Money No Enough 2" returns to lampoon life in Singapore where money is never enough.

The story revolves around three brothers...(Jack Neo, Mark Lee and Henry Thia will act as siblings), from a middle-income background in contemporary Singapore. They are caricatures to represent the three income classes of Singaporeans. It is the filmmaker's wish that Money No Enough 2, through the trials and tribulations faced by the three Yang brothers, gives us insight into the lives of Singaporeans today and a chance to laugh at ourselves.

Is a really touching (sob sob) & fantastic jokes (laughing until ur pants drop) for the show, and a lots of animation scenes....like future IR Building, F1 racing track/Runway, let u 大开眼界，and u can see lots of very obvious commercial sense...like OCBC, 美珍香, Singtel, MIO TV....it was surprising that sequel were not churned out immediately after the record breaking hit. of course lah! they r the main "MONEY" sponsors mah!!!....

Ur money enough? if not....go and watch the movie then join the lucky draw.....

Still, Money No Enough 2 is undoubtedly a must-see for all in this season as we celebrate the nation's 43rd birthday. It will bring the much needed prescription of laughter and perhaps some tears.

Don't forget to also look out for the dead ringers for a certain amiable health minister and a Member of Parliament.

"Money No Enough 2" event at Plaza Singapora

2008-07-19T23:22:00.003+08:00

Finally Jack Neo's new movie "$$ no Enough 2" is coming in cinema on 31 Jul'08.

As usual, there will doing and promote lots of event for their movie...ya, Plaza Singapore is the 1st event today, they should gava away 1K of goodies...we came for helping on tis event, to packing 1K pack of goodies bags...alots rite? after tat help to distribute the bags too....

Many ppl came for Q B4 2hrs start to distribution...is "kia su"??? No, tat is Singapore "rules", "early birds got worm to eat"... :)

Today no really a gd day to distribute the goodies maybe, the sky 'bo sui', pouring the water out...then all got drench....so poor...

Now i can feel my whole body ache...coz busy work whole day...
See..we r really the no.1 fan....hehe...

Faster take a pic B4 the program start...

Pack half way...take a photo and continue later...so many empty boxes need to clear out too... Wat things inside the googies??? u can check it out here...

How come here got ERP???

Finally packed all the goodies, now is time to rest awhile.....

Is drizzling....going to rain...no shelter, no umbrella, we still need to work, distribute the goodies out to all ppl who r in the Q....

Met Director at back stage, how can missed out to take a pic with him wor? u see, issit he ate lots of things these days? so he GAIN.....

Met the film Director & Cast...

Mathematics that makes the world.....

2008-07-15T22:35:00.001+08:00

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

生日所代表的意思

2008-07-13T23:57:00.002+08:00

1號獨立精神的野心家。因為包容心強又喜歡照顧別人，身邊會圍繞許多仰慕者。

2號性格溫柔，喜愛和平，是個感情豐富的浪漫主義者。缺點是容易為一點小事就受傷害。

3號洋溢藝術天分，雖然性情令人捉摸不定，但是基本上還是屬於受歡迎的一型。

4號嚴謹認真，凡事都會腳踏實地努力耕耘。不過自我意識頗強烈，不善於和他人協調。

5號腦筋動得很快，擁有適應變化的能力。喜歡追求刺激，較難安於現狀。

6號個性溫和而且穩重。最大的特色就是不論對任何人，都可以表現得既親切又寬大。

7號感受力敏銳，非常懂得察言觀色。不過缺乏和周圍協調的能力，注意不要變得太自我中心。

8號　一旦下定決心，K充滿幹勁全力以赴。這種個性的人朋友多，敵人也多。

9號　善解人意，又富有博愛精神。容易感情用事，也容易受到環境左右。

10號　意志力旺盛，不服輸，獨立心也十分旺盛。需注意不要流於莽撞行事。

11號　性格浪漫又多愁善感，是個肯努力的理想主義者，能夠盡情享受豐富的人生。

12號　具有華麗高貴的氣質，對各種事物都抱有興趣，常識豐富，教養良好。

13號　個性冷靜謹慎，即使再細微的細節也能注意到。再加上本性誠實，能得到許多人的信賴。

14號　頭腦清楚，好奇心旺盛，樂於追求快感，又行事衝動；不可思議的是運氣總是很好，很少失敗。

15號　意志力很強，立定目標後無論遇上任何挫折，都會排除萬難達成。通常都很喜歡照顧別人。

16號　聰明,做事情有條理，不輕易受別人影響，做什麼都有自己的一套。

17號　平常看起來溫和體貼，其實主觀很強，有時候會出現大膽行動，讓身邊的! 人大吃一驚。

18號　性格非常極端，不是意志堅定勇往直前；就是感情用事隨波逐流。

19號　想像力豐富，有個性又有才華。不過自尊心很強，而且有好強不服輸的傾向。

20號　是個性喜和平的浪漫主義者。脾氣雖然不錯，但如太過任性，將會遇上意想不到的挫折。

21號　開朗快活，充滿活力，到哪裡都很有人緣，是凡事都往好處想的樂天主義者。

22號　認真而且責任感很強，只要不剛愎自用，做生意成功的機率很大。

23號　挑戰心旺盛，學什麼都能很快上手。問題是喜新厭舊，而且欠缺耐性。

24號　擁有敦厚慈愛的人品，所以即使個性神經質，遇到低潮時，身邊的人都願意伸出援手。

25號　看事情不求深入，隨著好奇心行動，到處累積經驗。個性獨立。熱愛自由。

26號　耐壓力特強，即使肩頭責任重大，也能夠處理得穩穩當當，是個實行主義者。

27號　有個性，感情也豐富。擁有應付各種狀況的機智，若能掌握時機，成為成功人士的機會很大。

28號　韌性很強，擁有戰勝困難的力量。這天出生的女性，常給人一種妖豔的印象。

29號　人生的道路似乎波折不斷，容易感情用事不過運氣和生命力都很強，必定能夠成功，獲得幸福。

30號　擁有語言文筆藝術等天分。缺點是容易沈浸於逸樂，而缺乏責任感。

31號　誠實認真很清楚自己的人生目標，能依照自己的信念和原則過一輩子。但個性有些頑固。

成熟男人的標準

2008-07-03T23:00:00.000+08:00

1.成熟的男人應該有事業基礎。也許發財並不是每一個男人都能做到的，但如果你自己都覺得一事無成，在女人心目中又怎能立得起來呢？

2.成熟的男人知道自己想要什麼，而不是什麼都想要。懂得堅持也懂得放棄。

3.成熟的男人應該有經濟基礎，尤其是成熟到想成為一個女人的丈夫。

4.成熟的男人勇於承擔責任，雖然有些過錯不是他造成的。

5.成熟的男人是寬容的，過於計較是男人最不能原諒的錯誤。

6.成熟的男人擁有大智慧而不是小聰明。

7.成熟的男人一言一行能讓女人學到很多東西，而小男生只能讓女人教他。

8.成熟的男人懂得珍惜和照顧女人，出去郊遊，他一定不是自顧自跑在最前面的人。

9.成熟的男人不會在大街上和女人吵架。

10.成熟的男人不會強迫女人穿他喜歡而她不喜歡的衣服。

11.成熟的男人不會隨便和女人開低級玩笑。

12.成熟的男人讓女人知道她錯了，卻不會讓她沒面子。

13.成熟的男人讓女人放鬆而不會讓女人緊張。

14.成熟的男人在女人面前既會做父親也會做兒子。

真愛

2008-07-01T23:33:00.001+08:00

1.遇到你真的愛的人時，
要努力爭取和他相伴一生的機會，
因為當他離去時.一切都來不及了....

2.遇到可相信的朋友時，
要好好和他相處下去，
因為在人的一生中.
可遇到知己真的不易。

3.遇到人生中的貴人時，
要記得好好感激，
因為他是你人生的轉折點！

4.遇到曾經愛過的人時，
記得微笑向他感激，
因為他是讓你更懂愛的人。

5.遇到曾經恨過的人時，
要微笑向他打招呼，
因為他讓你更加堅強。

6.遇到曾經背叛你的人時，
要跟他好好聊一聊，
因為若不是他今天你不會懂這世界~~

7.遇到曾經偷偷喜歡的人時，
要祝他幸福唷!因為你喜歡他時.
不是希望他幸福快樂嗎？

8.遇到匆匆離開你人生的人時，
要謝謝他走過你的人生，
因為他是你精采回憶的一部分.....

9.遇到曾經和你有誤會的人時，
要趁現在解清誤會，
因為你可能只有這一次機會解釋清楚！

10.遇到現在和相伴一生的人，
要百分百感謝他愛你，
因為你們現在都得到幸福和真愛~~~

How to stop cough in 5 mins... it's amazing !

2008-06-17T22:27:00.001+08:00

Somethings to share...

How to stop cough in 5 minutes!!! This is a must try...

We have all been kept awake by our own or someone else's cough. Try this and pass it on. The tip and not the cough. ANYTHING is better than antibiotics.. Even babies could benefit from this and the parents wouldn't worry about the safety of their child. And of course, it is harmless and free from any type of side-effects.

WOW! I was raised, and raised my kids with Vicks. How come I never knew this? I can't wait for my next cough. Amazing!

READ IT ALL. It works 100 percent of the time, although the scientists at the Canada Research council (who discovered it) aren't sure why.

Treatment:
To stop night time coughing in a child (or an adult, as we found out personally), put Vicks Vapor Rub generously on the bottom of the feet at bedtime and then cover with socks.

Even persistent, heavy, deep coughing will stop in about five minutes and stay stopped for many, many hours of relief.

This works 100 percent of the time, and is more effective in children than even very strong prescription cough medicines.

In addition it is extremely soothing and comforting and they will sleep soundly. I heard the head of the Canada Research Council describe these findings on the part of their scientists when they were investigating the effectiveness and usage of prescription cough medicines in children, as compared to alternative therapies like acupressure.

I just happened to tune in to a.m. Radio and picked up this guy talking about why cough medicines in kids often do more harm than good due to the chemical makeup of these strong drugs, so I listened. It was a surprising finding and found to be more effective than prescribed medicines for children at bedtime, and in addition to have a soothing and calming effect on sick children who then went on to sleep soundly.

My friend tried it on herself when she had a very deep constant and persistent cough a few weeks ago, and it worked 100 percent! She said it felt like a warm blanket had enveloped her. The coughing stopped in a few minutes, and believe me this was a deep (incredibly annoying!) every few seconds, uncontrollable cough and she slept cough-free for hours every night she used it.

Pass it on to benefit others, especially those who have history of persistent night cough.

点点的幸福生活

2008-06-16T21:57:00.019+08:00

Prizes of "Forever Youthful Mum" contest...

2008-06-08T17:54:00.008+08:00

Finally rec'd the prizes collection letter...is participation in Shin Min's "Forever Youthful Mum" contest...

i m really happy although just have won the Consolation Prize in tis contest...is proved tat after many yrs i m still is Youthful mummy...

Fm Shin Min's news said tat they total rec'd 100 over contestant's letters... is really happy loh!coz me still in top 5... :)...

think another way is : many yrs ago i m really ugly and auntie type, coz last time really dunno how to dress-up, dunno how to make up etc...
so now i know wat i want and maybe like to show off??? hmm...maybe coz of tis...so tat day i can won in top 5 in "Forever Youthful Mum" Contest... hahaha...(i m still learning how to make-up & dress-up now...)

Thanks Plaza Singapora & Shin Min.

tat day i arrange some time to went down and collect the prizes...Is total worth not much but memorable...
From SK Jewellery Floral Gem Pendant Worth S$250.00
S$200 OGAWA Cash Voucher, still thinking wat to buy...

Tis is the "VITAGEN" Hamper worth S$50, must arrang some time to going down the fatory to collect tis hamper.

Some Serious Problem Around Me

2008-05-27T08:14:00.017+08:00

These days coz got somethings on so no time to Blogging.

Finally...today can squeeze some time to update my Blog here... ;)

For these few days coz got some serious problem around me, it really make me unhappy...

already think so many round...and i think tis way can make me be better...so, i continue to write...

coz of tis issue already get quarreling many times...then make a Some Serious dicision...huh!!! coz of met some firend went out for dinner...just for dinner huh!!! yes, i admitted...but is really just for dinner mah! why cannot?? i really can't understanding...WTH (Wat The Hell)???

nowaday no more like last time...old thinking...now husband & wife all got working, why husband can going out after work and wife need to stay at home doing housework, look after kids???? so...of course i want for equality....tat's fair for all wat???

I've thought deeply on our difficulties and the ways to get out of them, then dragged me into the prison??? :(

all my friends & colleague keep to asking me abt it, I really like to thank those who show concern to me...and...i m ok here, dun worried...

I think i will not b'coz of tis issue and stop at all...

Nvm...then maybe later will become single again???hahaha...(make the world become colorfull!!! ;))

And somebody do somethings behide...when ask y wanna do tat...u know wat is the ans i get??? is: "SO WAT???"huh!!!WTH??? is fair??

Ya..these days get somebody restrained my life & freedom until me cannot breath, really cannot breath at all....i hate tat...really hate tat...

Dun know y I...
cannot make a new friends?
cannot hv my own friends?
cannot go out with my friends just for dinner or drink? just be friend only wat?
control until like tat???...everythings cannot.. after work must going bk and stay at hm...
and y cannot hv my own free activities???
some time I really try to escape reality...freak out...dun want to care...everythingssss...

And these days oso busy in my personal things like FaceBook & Friendster, coz seldom go for outing, everyday stay at hm....just can do is online chatting w friends, playing my FaceBook, Friendster & trying to keep updating my blog....if not, i really dunno wat can do...

Is tis is my life? No rite??? haha...so poor & funny life?

Found ppl get trying to check my Friendster & msg, hahaha...unlucky...mine is under Private Profile, just restricted to my friends only, think tat dunno already spotted...now think oso trying to login my FaceBook too....nvm...just go ahead... ;), i will welcome...

I m so surprising today i can write all in english + Singlish, usually i just write it in chinese...hmmm...think got abit improve rite?hahaha... but i know i still need more practise for improvement...if u hv any idea/opinion pls leave ur comments, is very important for me...

抢摊大行动 - （click Here)

2008-05-15T22:00:00.004+08:00

关于“抢摊大行动”，老实说我一集都没有看。。。不是我不要看，而是每次都忘记，人老了就是这样，忘记这个忘记那个的。。。Haix...

所以每个星期都只能听几个朋友在说故事。。。到最后却要我这个连一集都没有看的‘门外汉’为她们找出所有的摊位和地址。。。；(

没办法啦！是她们太看得起我。。。所以我只能 LL 为她们找咯！！！：）

If you suey suey missed the last episode, you still can watch it, just click the Title above...

Do check them out if you have time!

Ep: 01 - 兴旺砂锅饭
Taman Jurong Market & Food Centre
3 Yung Sheng Rd #03-123

Ep: 02 - 明辉鱼片汤
Dunman Food Centre
271 Onan Rd #01-07

Ep: 03 - 忠记加东叻沙
Blk 207, New Upper Changi Rd
Market & Food Centre, #01-64
(beside Bedok Interchange)

Ep: 04 - 唐记
228 Sims Ave, Geylang Lorong 23 (beside Bee Cheng Hiang)

Ep: 05 - 五福西餐豪华餐室
Haig Road, next to Blk 23

Ep: 06 - taste.n.c
505 Beach Road, Golden Mile Food Centre #B1-50

Ep: 07 -*日式小厨
Blk 16 Bedok South Road #01-195

Ep: 08 - Missy Muffin
Amoy Street Food Centre #02-134
Telok Ayer Street

Ep: 09 -*Sambal Stingray and La la* >>>GOLD MEDAL WINNER
Tampines Round Market & Food Centre
Blk 137 Tampines St 11 #01-26

Ep: 10 -*Indonesian drumstick rice*
Kim Keat Palm Market & Food Centre
Blk 22 Toa Payoh Lorong 7 #01-48

Ep: 11 -*Min Nan - Bak Kut Prawn Noodles* >>>>GOLD MEDAL WINNER
Tiong Bahru Market and Food Centre #02-31

Ep: 12 -*HK Roast - Roast Pork and Char Siew Rice*
Cathy Cineleisure Orchard #B1-01 Stall No. 8

Stalls which got all 5 signatures of the chefs:
兴旺砂锅饭
五福西餐
taste.n.c
日式小厨
Sambal Stingray and La la
Indonesian drumstick rice
HK Roast - Roast Pork and Char Siew Rice

男人女人

2008-05-12T21:41:00.001+08:00

1- 男人第一次和女人上床很難，以後越來越容易；女人第一次和男人上床很容易，以後越來越難。
2- 男人最喜喜歡買又最無用的東西是筆記型電腦，女人最喜歡買而又最無用的東西是鞋子。
3- 男人和女人在車裡吵架生氣，如果是女人開車她會猛踩煞車，如果是男人開車他會猛踩油門。
4- 男人有錢首先換手機，然後換汽車，然後換房子，最後才換衣服；女人有錢則剛好相反。
5- 女人對你說“討厭”的時候表明她喜歡你，男人對你說“討厭”的時候他是真的討厭你。
6- 傳統的男人結婚前很清純，結婚後開始亂搞；現代的男人結婚前亂搞，結婚後變得老實。
7- 對於男人來說，最漂亮的女人是不能得到的女人；對女人來說，最瀟灑的男人是已經擁有的男人。
8- 再聰明的女人在自己的相貌上也是糊塗的，再愚蠢的男人在女人的相貌上也是清醒的。
9- 女人總是平時怕男人色，上床又嫌男人不色；男人總是平時嫌女人騷，上床又怕女人不騷。
10- 男人最尷尬的事情是老婆喝多了纏著自己的朋友；女人最尷尬的事情是老公的朋友喝醉了纏著自己。
11- 離婚時不要財產的男人，一定不是好男人；離婚時不要財產的女人，一定是好女人。
12- 男人面對一群女人的時候，不要討論相貌問題；女人面對一群男人的時候，不要討論財富問題。 13- 男人最傻的時候是第一次穿西裝上班的時候，女人最傻的時候是第一次穿吊帶裙上街的時候。
14- 海派男人對中國人說中國話時也要加這幾句英語；海派女人對老外說英語時也有幾句中國話。
15- 男人送女人胸衣，表示想建立情人關係；女人送男人內褲，表示已經有了情人關係。
16- 你還愛我嗎”這句話女人會在第一次和男人接吻、第一次被男人撫摸、第一次和男人上床、男人賺到第一筆錢的時候各問若干次。
17- 你還愛我嗎”這句話男人一般會在第一次接吻未遂、第一撫摸對方未遂、第一次和對方上床未遂、事業邁入低谷時各問若干次。
18- 傳統的女人生孩子前很老實，生完孩子開始想入非非，現代的女人生孩子前想入非非，生完孩子後變得老實。
19- 男人看女人，戀愛時最漂亮，結婚後最普通，離婚後最難看，離婚後又變漂亮；女人看男人，戀愛時最誠懇，結婚後最無聊，離婚前最虛偽，離婚後又變誠懇。
20- 女人上班時發了一千元獎金，她會告訴男人發了一千元，告訴自己的朋友發了五百；男人上班時發了一千元獎金，他會告訴女人發了五百，告訴自己的朋友發了一千五。
21- 男人和老婆的關係再差，他和岳母的關係也是好的；女人和老公的關係再好，她和婆婆的關係也是差的。
22- 男人把女朋友託付給自己的哥們照顧，最後女朋友成了哥們的老婆，哥們照當；女人把男朋友託付給姐們照顧，結果姐們成了男朋友的老婆，姐們也當不成了。
23- 女人對男人說“我知道自己其實不漂亮”時，男人絕對不要表示同意；男人對女人說“我其實很失敗”時，女人絕對要表示反對。
24- 美女喜歡稱讚其他女人的衣服漂亮，有錢的男人喜歡吹捧別的男人收入高，最後的結果是把話題引到自己身上。
25- 家裡沒錢的時候男人喜歡記帳，家裡有錢的時候女人喜歡記帳。
26- 結婚前男人借錢也要讓女人吃好，結婚後女人借錢也要讓男人吃好。
27- 男人有外遇時在工作上越來越忙，女人有外遇時做的菜越來越鹹；
28- 男人**的時候想的一定不是自己的老婆，女人則是想自己的老公。
29- 失敗的男人喜歡和別人比老婆，成功的女人喜歡和別人比老公。
30- 男人違規停車被罰款會和警察吵一架，女人在一旁勸架；女人違規停車被罰款會和身邊的男人吵一架，警察在一旁勸架。
31- 男人最大的煩惱是債主，女人最大的煩惱是情人。
32- 女人因為愚蠢而善良，男人因為善良而愚蠢
33- 男人沒賺到錢時女人著急，男人賺到錢時女人後悔。
34- 男人善于發現老婆的缺點，女人善于發現老公的優點。
35- 男人有外遇是因為衝動，女人有外遇是因為無聊。
36- 男人有情人會有一種成就感，女人有情人會有一種罪惡感
37- 男人主動吻女人是突發事件，女人主動吻男人是預謀事件。
38- 四十歲前女人有換老公的衝動，四十歲後男人有換老婆的行動。
39- 男人喜歡買書把書架堆滿，然後女人來看這些書。
40- 男人賺錢後想和老婆離婚，男人賺不到錢老婆想和他離婚。
41- 男人學英語是為了證明自己很行，女人學英語則證明自己已經不行。
42- 最窮的男人買菜也不講價，最有錢的女人買菜也要討價還價。
43- 成功男人的背後都有一個女人的支持，成功女人的背後都有一堆男人的支持。
44- 女人最恨的男人是陳世美；男人最喜歡的女人是潘金蓮。
45- 男人撒謊是種習慣，女人撒謊是種需要。
46- 在家裡最不怕老婆的男人也不敢頂撞岳母；在家裡最怕老公的女人也敢頂撞婆婆。
47- 女人鐕私房錢是為了將來花在老公身上，男人鐕私房錢是為了將來花在其他女人身上。
48- 女人最喜歡的聽男人說另一個女人很難看；男人最喜歡聽女人說另一個男人很失敗。
49- 女人安慰女人時往往說自己很慘；男人安慰男人時往往說另一個男人很慘。
50- 男人讀到博士是因為智商低，女人讀到博士是因為情商低。
51- 男人看了這篇文章會【頂】一下女人；女人看了這篇文章要給男人【頂】一下。

Before and After Married

2008-05-10T21:10:00.003+08:00

A)
热恋的时候,男人抱着女人睡. 女人说:「你抱得我太紧了,很热啊!我快窒息了.」男人笑着说:「我喜欢抱着你,否则我睡不着.」
当他们成为夫妻以后,有一天女人投诉: 「你晚上睡觉都没抱着我,这和我一个人睡有什么分别.」男人说:「抱在一起,大家都睡不好,难道你不觉得吗?」

(B)
某天,男人会突然在闹市中把女人抱起,走长长的一段路. 女人笑说:「你疯了吗?快把我放下来,让人看到不好.」男人说:「怕什么?我喜欢抱着你.」
若干年以后,女人在闹市中向男人撒娇:「抱我!」男人说:「你疯了吗?」

(C)
某天,女人跟男人说:「抱我!」男人乖乖弯腰,把女人抱上床.
若干年以后,女人跟男人说:「抱我上床!」男人没好气的说:「你脚断了吗?」

(D)
某天,男人向女人许诺: 「即使你将来变成一个大肥婆,我也要天天抱你你变成老太婆,我也继续抱着你」
若干年之后,女人胖了,老了,要男人抱男人没好气地说:「你想压死我吗?」很难相信,当天抱你和若干年之后不抱你的,竟是同一个男人 ~~~ 所以嫁就嫁一个一生一世永远抱你的男人..........

但愿,天下的男人们,不要做一个披着狼皮的羊，要做就做一个堂堂正正的，永不变心的好男人！
如果你不能抱你的女朋友（老婆）一辈了，这样的男人不要也罢，请你们离她们远一点．不要为了一时的刺激，把女人伤害一辈子，这样你会成为一个大罪人的，也许这种罪，你无法感到，但是一种内心的良知，道德的谴责。

男人 VS 女人

2008-05-07T21:43:00.000+08:00

「成功」，
對男人的定義是指能賺很多的錢，
對女人的定義是指能花很多的錢。

男人有錢就變壞，
女人變壞就有錢。

男人沒有女人，耳根清淨；
女人沒有男人，居家乾淨。

男人「入錯行」，上班會很痛苦；
女人「嫁錯郎」，下班會很痛苦。

好女人，養壞男人的胃口；
壞女人，吊足男人的胃口。

婚前，男人像傳令兵；
婚後，男人像指揮官。

失戀不見得是世界末日：你的心也許會"泣血"，
你的荷包卻可以不再"失血"。

以前提到結婚，想到「天長地久」；
現在提到結婚，想到「能撐多久」。

當初會結婚，說是「看上眼」；
後來會離婚，說是「看走眼」。

婚前，愛情是神話；
婚後，愛情是笑話。

男人花錢，是為了讓女人高興；
女人花錢，是因為男人讓她不高興。

嫁入「豪門」，要懂得理財；
嫁入「寒門」，要懂得生財。

以前的人，視婚姻生活為「一輩子」；
現代的人，視婚姻生活為「一陣子」。

婚前，男人在餐廳等女人；
婚後，女人在客廳等男人。

婚前，男人經常找女人「討論」；
婚後，男人只告訴女人「結論」。

婚前，男人對她悄悄講話；
婚後，男人對她大聲講話。

戀愛時，情話綿綿；
結婚後，謊話連連。

戀愛時的男人，喜歡「毛手毛腳」；
結婚後的男人，變成「沒手沒腳」。

婚前，情侶做什麼都是「浪漫」；
婚後，夫妻做什麼都是「浪費」。

如意郎君何處覓？
有才華的長得醜，
長得帥的掙錢少，
掙錢多的不顧家，
顧了家的沒出息，
有出息的不浪漫，
會浪漫的靠不住，
靠得住的又太窩囊………

男人呢?
漂亮的女人不下廚房，
下廚房的不溫柔，
會溫柔的沒主見，
有主見的沒女人味，
有女人味的亂花錢，
不亂花錢的不時尚，
時尚的不放心，
放心的沒看頭。

想結婚，是自己已能獨立；
想離婚，是子女已獨立。

婚前的男人，大都很幽默。
婚后的男人，大都很沉默。

女人的記性，吵架時最好；
男人的耐性，結婚后最差。

戀愛時，一見面就「親嘴」；
結婚後，一見面就「鬥嘴」。

婚前，男人常給女人「空白支票」；
婚後，男人常給女人「空頭支票」。

戀愛時，生活「妙不可言」；
結婚後，日子「苦不堪言」。

婚前，男人天天盯著女人；
婚後，女人天天盯著男人。

熱戀時，總相許下輩子再結良緣；
結婚後，常常疑上輩子造作孽緣。

大男人，會「作威作福」；
好男人，會「作牛作馬」。

婚前，「謊話」都是「情話」；
婚後，「情話」都是「廢話」。

婚前，靠近一點；
婚後，閃開一點。

婚前，沒話找話說；
婚後，有話也不說。

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2008-05-06T21:56:00.000+08:00

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2008-05-04T22:31:00.000+08:00

吴宗宪的变态谜语

2008-05-03T10:38:00.006+08:00

01.有一隻熊走過來---------------------------有備而來（有bear來）
02. 第十一本書-------------------------------不可思議（book11）
03. 哪一種蝙蝠不用休息----------------------不修邊幅（不休蝙蝠）
04. 一個人被刷成金色------------------------一鳴驚人（一名金人）
05. 羊停止了呼吸-----------------------------揚眉吐氣（羊没吐氣）
06.手機不可以掉到馬桶裡---------------------機不可失（濕）
07.小玉對小明說她爸爸性無能-----------------欲罷不能（玉爸不能）
08.狗過了獨木橋就不叫了---------------------過目不忘（過木不汪）
09.蜜蜂停在日曆上----------------------------風和日丽（蜂和日曆）
10.兩個男人坐在石頭上------------------------一石二鳥
11.一群女人在聊天-----------------------------無稽之談（無雞之談）
12.一群人拿雞蛋砸槍--------------------------槍林彈雨（槍淋蛋雨）
13.畫家喜歡畫粗的繩子不喜歡畫細的繩子-----出神入化（粗繩入畫）
14.搬建中的鋼琴------------------------------一見鍾情（移建中琴）
15.拿筷子吃飯--------------------------------膾炙人口（筷至人口）
16.雞與鴨的對話------------------------------雞同鴨講
17.一百零一了---------------------------------一了百了
18.有十隻羊，九隻蹲在羊圈，一隻蹲在豬圈-----抑揚頓挫（一羊蹲錯）
19.羊打電話給老鷹，老鷹接起電話說喂--------陽奉陰違（羊phone 鷹喂）
20.誰家?有電話？-----------------------------天衣（天衣無縫 phone）
21.誰最了解鳥類？----------------------------驚弓（驚弓之鳥）知鳥
22.古人為什麼要臥冰求鯉？-------------------冰冰有鯉（禮）
23.為什麼公馬跑的比母馬快？-----------------快馬加鞭
24.為什麼帽子髒了要翻面再戴？---------------張冠李戴（髒冠裡戴）
25.為什麼剛出生的小孩就死了？---------------出生入死
26.什么动物没有方向感 ----------------------- 麋鹿 (迷路)
27.為什麼老師從小就叮嚀我們要珍惜四支箭？--光陰似箭（四箭）
28.為什麼附中？--------------------------------胎死腹中（附中）
29.怎樣讓鴨子不會飛走？-----------------------插一隻翅膀給牠（插翅難飛）
30.怎樣使麻雀安靜下來？-----------------------壓牠一下（鴉雀無聲　壓雀無聲）
31.那位古人跑的最快？--------------------------曹操说曹操曹操就到
32.哪一種蛇有很多嘴巴？------------------------七嘴八舌（蛇）
33.洗臉的叫臉盆那洗手的呢？-------------------金盆（金盆洗手）
34.喝哪一種果汁最辛苦？------------------------絞盡腦汁
35.在地獄的斷頭台看得到什麼？-----------------鬼頭鬼腦
36.神的交通工具是什么？------------------------宝贝神奇（骑）宝贝
37.如何分辨香肉店與狗肉店的不同？-狗肉店店門口會掛羊頭（掛羊頭賣狗肉）
38.什么动物可以贴在墙上？----------------------海豹（报）贴在墙壁上
39.什么颜色最会模仿？--------------------------红（磨坊）模仿
40.星星有多重？---------------------------------8 公克（starbucks 星八克)
41.溜馬隊的miller死了以後會變什麼？------------彌勒佛
42.為什麼”七上八下”七在八的上面？--------（超欠打的~~）因為八在七的下面
43.為什麼你看不到上帝的老二？------------------天機不可洩漏（天雞）
44.哪一首歌歌詞有”李玟”？----------月亮代表我的心（李玟我愛你有多深....）
45.什么鸡最慢？---------------------------------尼可基德曼
46.哪一種蛇生命力最強？------------------------三吋不爛之舌（蛇）
47.為什麼冰山只有一角？-----------------------另一隻腳被鐵達尼號撞斷了
48.為什麼漢子不出門？--------------------------因為出了門就變門外漢
49.辣妹什么地方最香？--------------------------腊梅处处香
50.最排斥你的人是谁?---------------------------大肠 ,因为你是大便.
51.av女优最喜欢周华健的什么歌-----------------亲亲我的宝贝
52.会大便的面是什么-----------------------------拉面
53.小男孩子小便，打一歌名？--------------------陶哲（吉吉）（掏鸡鸡）
54.猴子最讨厌什么线？--------------------------并行线，因为没有相交（香蕉）
55.象皮、老虎皮、狮子皮哪一个比较差？---------象皮，因为橡皮擦（象皮差）
56.狼、老虎和狮子谁玩游戏一定会被淘汰?-------狼，因为：桃太郎（淘汰狼）
57.孔子有三位徒****贡.子路.和子游 ,请问哪一位不是人？-子路，因为指鹿为马（子路为马）
58.布跟纸怕什么? --------------------不怕一万只怕万一 (布怕一万纸怕万一)
59.麒麟飞到北极会变成什么？------------------- 冰淇淋（冰麒麟）
60.星星.月亮.太阳哪一个是哑巴?-星星，因为：鲁冰花歌中有一句「天上的星星不说话」
61.铅笔姓什么？---------------------------------- 萧，因为：削（萧）铅笔
62.马、虎、狼三种动物，请问是谁把龙藏起来了呢?-狼，因为：卧虎藏龙（wolf藏龙)
63.为什么蚕宝宝很有钱？--------------------------因为.....蚕会结茧(节俭)
64.蝴蝶 , 蚂蚁 , 蜘蛛 , 蜈蚣 , 哪一个没有领到酬劳?--蜈蚣，因为：无功（蜈蚣）不受禄
65.哪为历史人物最欠扁？---------------苏武，因为：苏武牧羊北海边（被海扁）
66.有位媽媽生了連體嬰，姊姊叫瑪丽，那麼妹妹叫做什麼---夢露瑪丽蓮（連）夢露