Sentosa Flowers 2009

The Sentosa Flowers 2009 start on 24 Jan'09 till 8 Feb'09, the island of Sentosa blossom in a million colours once again, as the Sentosa Flowers floral extravaganza returns for the fifth time to usher in the Lunar New Year.

This is my 2nd times visit Sentosa Flowers during Chinese New Year...

Manifesting itself in a kaleidoscope of fresh blooms from around the world, the theme for 2009, Colours of Spring, tells the story of a season of abundance in breathtaking floral displays that stretch beyond what the eye can see.

We will be able to capture the beauty of Springtime at many photography points throughout the festival, as well as enjoy a unique experience under the stars, as event hours extend to 10pm for just the second year.

Besides admiring the flora and fauna, we can also look forward to exciting fringe activities that will engage the entire family.....

博君一笑。。。

马来西亚华人乃是晚清时广东省和闽南移民华侨的后代。当地华人对华教的坚持、文化的传承是不留余力的。我们堪称是海外华人中中文水准颇高的华人,但且看我们的普通话.............

中国人:今晚你有空吗？我没空!
马来西亚华人:今晚你得不得空？我不得空!

中国人:饼干受潮了…。
马来西亚华人:饼干'漏风'了…。

中国人:从上海去苏州要多少个小时？
马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟？

中国人:难道他不可以来吗？
马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊？

中国人:周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

中国人:我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦

中国人:我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人:我 的手机掉进龙沟了。

中国人:这样你不是很不值得吗？
马来西亚华人:这样你'马'很不 '歹'？

中国人:你真是聪明!
马来西亚华人:你真是pan nai!(源自马来语pandai,聪明的意思)

中国人:你安静!
马来西亚华人:你diam diam!(源自马来语diam,安静的意思)

中国人:我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人:我要去银行'按钱'。

中国人:为什么？
马来西亚华人:做么？

中国人:你很强~
马来西亚华人:你很够力~

中国人:明天也叫他一起去吧!
马来西亚华人:明天叫'埋'他一起去!

中国人:我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人:我很'显'(sien)啊~~~~('显'比郁闷的境界更高)

中国人:你再说我就打你!
马来西亚华人:你再说我就hood你!(有点粗俗的)

中国人:你在说什么？
马来西亚华人:你在说sommok？

中国人:你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人:你不要'下水'我~

中国人:真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人:被你炸到…。

中国人:你别乱来~
马来西亚华人:你表乱乱来~

中国人: 你很无聊
马来西亚华人:你很废

中国人:XX你
马来西亚华人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一样,骂人的话)

中国人:迫切
马来西亚华人:bek chek

中国人:我们一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人:我们'公司'吃这碗面~(源自马来语的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)

中国人:我们结婚吧!
马来西亚华人:我们结'分'吧!('婚'字受粤语影响,所以音不标准)

中国人:今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人:今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~('到'字要拉长,然后没有下文了)

中国人:哇!
马来西亚华人:哇捞weh!!!!

中国人:我受不了他!
马来西亚华人:我behtahan他!

中国人: 我要到添油站去添油。
马来西亚华人: 我要去油站打油。

Take a break and enjoy……Singh

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
x x x
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
x x x
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
x x x
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
x x x
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
x x x
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
x x x
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!'
x x x
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
x x x
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Happy Chinese New Year - 2009

Dear all

It's that time of the year again …. Hope these simple date planning can help you maximize health, laughter and prosperity throughout this difficult year –

1. When to stop work
2. When to start work
3. When NOT to start work

1. When to stop work

There are 3 days before the Chinese New Year that are suitable to STOP work for the year of the Rat. You can choose the 22nd, 23rd or 24th Jan to stop work.( This day should be the last day you go to the office for the Year of the Rat 2008 )* Everybody can use these 3 days.Avoid using 25th of Jan as the last day of work.

2. When to start work

You can choose one of the dates below to start your first day of work in the new Cow year 2009. Friday, 30 Jan 2009, 6.05am - 8.05am (Best time), 8.05am - 10am (1st Choice)* Those born in the year of the Snake should not use this dayWednesday, 28 Jan 2009, 8.05am - 11am (2nd Choice)* Those born in the year of the Rabbit should not use this dayMonday, 02 Feb 2009, 8.05am - 11am (2nd Choice)* Those born in the year of the Monkey should not use this dayFriday, 06 Feb 2009, 6.05am - 8am or 9.05am - 12pm (1st Choice)* Those born in the year of the Rat should not use this dayOn the selected first working day of the year, just go to the office like any normal working day - call your customers, wish them happy new year, do whatever you normally do. That's all (and you don't have to stay there the whole day, an hour or so will be good enough)

3. When NOT to start work

These are the 4 WORST day to start work for the year of the Cow, try not to start work on these dates. Monday, 26 Jan 2009, Tuesday, 03 Feb 2009, Saturday, 07 Feb 2009,Sunday, 08 Feb 2009

May all of you find health, laughter and prosperity throughout the year!

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牛年新年不能說的吉祥話

提醒您注意!!

牛年新年不能說的吉祥話

一、財源滾滾～裁員滾滾

二、招財進寶～遭裁禁飽

三、萬事如意～萬市如憶（股市萬點已成追憶 ,苦啊~）

四、心想事成～薪餉四成

五、鴻圖大展～紅屠大斬

六、財源廣進～裁員廣盡

p.s..還有請不要喝..仙草蜜～先炒..me

Male vs Female

男女有別！--( 辦公室)

看到男下屬的桌上擺放著全家福的照片,
老板心想:「嗯！他一定是個顧家，負責的好男人。」
看到女下屬的桌上擺放著全家福的照片,
老板心想:「事業對她來說不會是最重要的，看來不用寄望她會全心全意為公司打拼了！」

看到男下屬雜亂的桌面,
老板心想:「他真的是很努力，很用功看，連收拾桌面的時間都沒有。」

看到女下屬雜亂的桌面,
老板心想:「原來她這麼亂,組織能力一定不行！」

看到男下屬在跟同事說話,
老板心想: 「他一定是在討論最近的project，真是積極。」

看到女下屬在跟同事說話,
老板心想:「哼!又在說人是非道長短，女人就是長舌，唉！天性、天性！」

看到男下屬加班,
老板心想:「現在已經很難請到這麼勤勞的員工了。」

看到女下屬加班,
老板心想:「女人就是能力有限，一點小事也要花這麼長的時間來做！」

看到男下屬很快地受到經理的賞識而升職,
老板心想:「這個人一定潛力十足。」

看到女下屬很快地受到經理的賞識而升職,
老板心想:「這個人一定是跟經理有一腿！」

看到男下屬請假,
老板心想:「好像很久沒看他請假，也應該去輕鬆一下了。

看到女下屬請假,
老板心想:「好像整天看她請假，是不是去應徵別的工作？」

看到男下屬發喜帖,
老板心想:「他從此就會更有責任感，給他個大紅包鼓勵一下吧！」

看到女下屬發喜帖,
老板心想:「她不久就會懷孕，就會經常去檢查身體，很快就要請產假 ,然後就會辭職在家帶孩子。嘩！損失慘重，那紅包就不用包太大包了！