TEACHER :
Why are you late?JUSTIN :
Because of the sign.TEACHER :
What sign?JUSTIN :
The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
TEACHER :
Justin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor? JUSTIN :
You told me to do it without using tables!*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
TEACHER :
Justin, how do you spell "crocodile"?JUSTIN :
"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER :
No, that's wrongJUSTIN :
Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER :
What is the chemical formula for water?
JUSTIN :
"HIJKLMNO! "!!TEACHER :
What are you talking about?JUSTIN :
Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER :
Justin, go to the map and find North America.JUSTIN :
Here it is!TEACHER :
Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS :
Justin!*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
TEACHER :
Justin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.JUSTIN :
Me!
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TEACHER :
Justin, why do you always get so dirty?JUSTIN :
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
JUSTIN :
Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER :
I think so. What do you want me to write?JUSTIN :
Your name on this report card.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
TEACHER :
How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? JUSTIN :
Don't bite any.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-**-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
TEACHER :
Justin, give me a sentence starting with "I".JUSTIN :
I is...TEACHER :
No, Justin. Always say, "I am."
JUSTIN :
All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
TEACHER :
"Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"JUSTIN :
"Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
TEACHER :
"George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"JUSTIN :
"Because George still had the axe in his hand?"*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
JUSTIN :
Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?JUSTIN :
Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
TEACHER :
Wah! at a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!JUSTIN :
Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER :
Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?JUSTIN :
Brotherly love?*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
TEACHER :
Now, Justin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
JUSTIN :
No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
TEACHER :
Justin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Di! d you copy his?JUSTIN :
No, teacher, it's the same dog!-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
TEACHER :
What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?JUSTIN :
A teacher