My 1st ipod from Lucky Draw

这个ipod就是我在U周刊所赢得的，不错吧！体积很小哦！虽然容量只有1GB，也足够我听一整天了。

在这之前我们只是利用在公司的电脑一边工作一边听歌。很多人都会问为什么我们老板不会骂？原因很简单，只要不会干扰到别人，工作能在限定时间内完成， 不要有人complain，供应商的货准时送到就行了。。。羡慕我们吧？可以一边工作一边听歌就是极大享受， 别以为我们只听不做哦！

水果

最近到超市买了很多水果。。。有Cherry, Plum, California Turale Giant Plum, Star fruit, Grapes, Champagne Grapes, Banana，草莓，龙眼，荔枝..etc...

吃水果并不单单是“买，切，吃！”的过程，当中其实还有很多学问，你知道什么时候吃和怎样吃你将获益良多？你应该是空腹食用，并不是当作饭后甜品吃的。
如果你习惯空腹食用，它将会帮助你排出身体毒素，同时会为你的日常生活提供足够能量，特别在减肥时。

为什么吃了食物最好不要马上吃水果？因为水果比食物容易消化，在胃中只须要较短的时间便可进入小肠，当时食物还没完全消化，结果水果的路径因此被挡。。。食物在胃中发酵并变成酸，胃中的食物，胃酸加上水果，容易令水果氧化，腐坏变质，对人体产生不良影响。
所以空腹食用水果最好！！

这Cherry...是从美国来的，味道非常甜，会让你吃了停不了口，价钱也不贵。

这是什么Ｃｈａｍｐａｇｎｅ　Ｇｒａｐｅｓ嘛？又贵又不好吃。。。酸到要死。。。如果你正在打嗑睡，拿几粒丢进嘴里。。。包你精神饱满。。。 还好我们把它加在Ｓａｌａｄ里，这样就比较好吃，味道没那么酸。。。如果一个人吃不知道要吃到什么时候。。。

杨桃是热带水果，如果你正在发热气，拿几粒杨桃搅成果汁加点盐可以降低热气。把它切片加点酸梅粉也不错。

下次如果我要买荔枝就不会买装在笼子里的荔枝，什么都看不到，买回来就是这个样子。。。全都坏了，不能吃了。。。简直是拿钱来丢嘛！！！
好喜欢吃这个California Turale Giant Plum，真的好甜哦！

小孩的小脑袋瓜想些什么？

那天，一个六岁的小孩跟我说他要这个sticker, 我问 他拿来干嘛？他说要粘在手上。。。for wat?你知道 他怎么回答吗？相信没有人会知道他的答案。。。要不要猜猜看？看看有谁会猜到这个六岁小孩的小脑 袋瓜想些什么？过两天我才把他的答案公布。。。肯定笑死你。。。

他的回答是： 蚊子飞来看到这个 "蚊子NO ENTRY" sticker肯定不会叮他。。。

现在的小孩简直是个小大人，有时候小孩的想法跟做法往往出乎我们大人意料之外，天真无邪。。。尤其是回答问题时。。。脱口而出的答案有时真的会让你又喷饭又佩服，有时突然会冒出一句让你目瞪口呆。。。啼笑皆非。。。捧腹大笑。。。的话来。

Jokes

疯骚霉女？？？

KIDS Thoughts..

TEACHER : Why are you late?
JUSTIN : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
JUSTIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : Justin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
JUSTIN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Justin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JUSTIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
JUSTIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
JUSTIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
JUSTIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Justin, go to the map and find North America.
JUSTIN : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Justin!

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TEACHER : Justin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
JUSTIN : Me!

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TEACHER : Justin, why do you always get so dirty?
JUSTIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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JUSTIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
JUSTIN : Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JUSTIN : Don't bite any.

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TEACHER : Justin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
JUSTIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Justin. Always say, "I am."
JUSTIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
JUSTIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JUSTIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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JUSTIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
JUSTIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : Wah! at a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
JUSTIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
JUSTIN : Brotherly love?

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TEACHER : Now, Justin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
JUSTIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Justin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Di! d you copy his?
JUSTIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
JUSTIN : A teacher

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!


Dear Bo$$

?? In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon .

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh

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The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:


Dear NOrman,

?? I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspapers are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

Surf's Up Lucky Draw

这个包包跟T-Shirt是我的幸运礼物，是我参加新明日报有奖游戏时被抽中的。。。

OQO - 笔记型电脑

看。。。这是什么？
是OQO小巧型laptop...在新加坡还没有卖哦！如果你想要拥有它，你可以上网购得。
可别小看它哦！身形虽然很小巧，携带很方便，但是它可苯重的很呢！

我赢得了ipod Shuffle MP3

享受音乐。。。还可以赢取ipod Shuffle。。。
最新一期的优1周你买了吗？
好开心哦！因为这期有我。。。我赢得了第一期的ipod Shuffle MP3。。。
很羡慕吧！！！
那你还等什么？还有45台ipod Shuffle等待你来赢取，赶快行动。。。你也可以像我一样哦！

Learning Hokkien

A Family A'fair Carnival ACS2

A Family A'fair Carnival ACS 2, even if it is just wondeful memories of this year's celebrations.

Is really fun & add lot of 'fat' day...there have Game, food, and music etc...

No one goes hungry at this year's carnival.

看！！这些牛是不是很熟悉， 它们可是辛辛苦苦从各个角落来这里凑日热闹的哦！

All the teacher & students set-up their stall & start to promote their foods...

Food Glorious Food.......

Food stalls at the Canteen and Student Plaza will offer international flavours as well as local favourites like satay, chicken rice, roti prata with curry, bread with curry & fried chicken wing, fish ball, sotong ball...(all the ball), chinese dumpling, Katong bak chang, Malay food, Mcdonald stall, Marshmallow with Chocolate fondue, as well as pizza, nachos and cheese, Thai Ice Cream, wafer with ice cream, Sushi, doughnut, snack stall...

For P1B class...they are selling Fish Ball, Prawn Ball, sotong Ball, chinese dumping & another ball dun know what ball...is Japanese sotong ball...

some pupil & parents help to pack the food, 3 pcs of 'ball' per pack...

& some pupil taken a basket of "Ball" run around the whole campus to try promote & selling...

" u see...$2 per packet, inside just 3pcs...is really very expensive, but still go fast, b'cos i'm cute..., u know how many i'm selling the end? is $106.00 leh!! hmmm!! not bad... i'm the higher seller in our class u know?

"Antie, u want to buy ball & dumpling?"

Antie:wat ball u r selling?

Pupil: Ahhh!!! wat ball u want? i have so many ball here...sotong ball, prawn ball, chinese dumpling & Japanies sotong ball...

Antie: How much per packet?
Pupil: $2 per packet, how many packets u want?

Antie:can i have a packat of chinese dumpling?
Pupil: ok,Thank you.

Continue to promote & selling...

I'm sold 2 basket of 'ball' already, is time to taken my breakfast now...yummy....
Epicurean Delights....

The special Gourment Hall will certainly delight anyone who enjoy the best things in life. This culinary haven is located at the Auditorium & will boast a wide rang of premium, branded items to satisfy the most descerning of tastes.

The Gourment Hall includes items from....

Sushi from genki Sushi and Mr Sushi, Thai delicacies from Siam Kitchen,
Si Chuan Dou Hua Dan Dan noodles, Gayatri Curry and Briyani, Modestos pasta,
Roast Beef from Swissotel and Garden Hotel,
Dim Sum from Imperial Treasure and Holiday Inn Atrium's Xin Cuisine,
Ice Cream from Island Creamery, Haagen Dazs, Ben & Jerry's and Venezia Gelato,
as well as Cakes & Pastries from top international hotel & cafes, and much much more.....
At Level 2 Student Plaza........
also u can found pop corn, candy floss & Balloon here.......as well as the Secondary School Brass Band....In addition, ACS Barker's Beat Boxing Group will be on hand to provide a unique experiance as well.

U C, tis elephant can fly leh! up to ceiling...another $22 fly away....

Behind is Bukit Timah Rd...heavy traffic at all time....

Ai! very tired....give me a rest...

Ok, sell one more round..., tis antie no need to ask, c her face i know already...

It's All Fun & Games.....

They pulled all the stops to bring wonderful games to u this year. Young & old alike will have a ball of a time. The IT-savvy can have a go at the likes of Maplestory & X-Box, while those who prefer more physical activities can pit their skills at the "Score A Goal", Basketball, Putting, and Shooting Targets games. Also have a Horrible Science stall for that budding scientist in all & a Haunted House for some "scary" fun. If that weren't enough, E-Zone arcade centers will surely bring thrills to everyone.

Also can bring something back from Art Gallery, thay selling arts and craft created by ACS students and alumni.......